02.04.2010 tiger leaves rehab this week

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For the first time in over two months, Tiger Woods may have something to be happy about because Radar says he will finish his time at a sex rehab today or tomorrow, and his wife Elin Nordegren has already arrived in Hattiesburg, Mississippi to pick him up.

But in even more interesting news, and by that I mean “tits”, the Playboy model/prostitute who says Tiger was a regular client was on an Italian talk show last night, and it’s awesome to see that the Italians found the most menacing picture ever taken of Tiger Woods. They might as well have gotten a picture of Tupac holding up a gun and fanning out hundred dollar bills and written ‘Tiger Woods’ across the front.

The entire show looks like a TV show that someone who had never seen an Italian TV show or been to Italy would do based on things he’s heard about Italians. It should be called ‘Stereotype Showcase’. And the host should jump over barrels to get to the guest. And then if he ever says “god”, an old woman with a rolling pin named Maria could slap him, then make the sign of the cross and yell, “You’a no use’a da Lords name in’a da vain! Why you break’a you mommas heart?”

(picture source = splash news online)

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  1. Tito's Anal Adventures 02/04/2010 11:13

    Tiger Woods sex tape and I’ll be interested.

  2. Tito's Anal Adventures 02/04/2010 11:13

    Maybe that sounded gayer than intended…

  3. Tito's Anal Adventures 02/04/2010 11:14

    Ah, fuck, who cares? Tiger Woods sex tape and I’ll be interested.

  4. Tito's Anal Adventures 02/04/2010 11:14

    Hello … hello … hellooooo

  5. Tito's Anal Adventures 02/04/2010 11:15

    Is there anybody in here?

  6. Tito's Anal Adventures 02/04/2010 11:15

    Just nod if you can here me!

  7. Tito's Anal Adventures 02/04/2010 11:15

    Is there anybody home???

  8. RemSteale 02/04/2010 11:16

    Tiger does like the slutty look doesnt he…….

  9. Tito's Anal Adventures 02/04/2010 11:17

    There is more empty space in here than in Zombie’s cranium.

  10. RemSteale 02/04/2010 11:22

    You have heard the legend of Bloody Mary havent you Tito??

  11. SomeoneluvsU 02/04/2010 11:23

    Does wanting to fuck as many slutty girls as you can make you a sex addict?

    Or just like 95% of the male population?

  12. Tito's Anal Adventures 02/04/2010 11:24

    I fail to see the reference, Rem.
    Please explain.

  13. SuperB 02/04/2010 11:24

    what is the over/under he is back playing golf and banging whores in 2 months?

  14. SsnakeOil 02/04/2010 11:24

    It’s not a legend, Rem. Those fucking things are real and they’ll kick your ass.

  15. RemSteale 02/04/2010 11:25

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Mary_%28folklore%29

  16. SsnakeOil 02/04/2010 11:25

    Sup, you think he can’t do one without the other?

  17. Watt 02/04/2010 11:29

    THIS IS A BRAND NEW AND INTERESTING STORY OF WHICH I HAVE HEARD NOTHING ABOUT. PLEASE TELL ME MORE I AM ENTHRALLED AT THE IDEA OF A CELEBRETY CHEATING ON THEIR WIFE WITH OTHER WOMEN!

  18. Slaappy 02/04/2010 11:29

    Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody oh… hold me

  19. Tito's Anal Adventures 02/04/2010 11:30

    You refer to the gay joke, I presume.
    I did the Pink Floyd thing before as well. Maybe this will make me a coked out rock star who thinks he is adolf’s second coming.

  20. SuperB 02/04/2010 11:30

    Someone, it only makes you a sex addict if your wife is ticked about it

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