Bill Belichick Freedom Fighter

July 18, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If you're over the age of 60 and Caucasian, chances are most people think you're racist. But Bill Belichick doesn't care about your feelings or what you think.

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Country Club Ceases Discrimination Against American Patriot

July 18, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Tom Brady is all about equal opportunity oppression. It isn't just for minorities anymore. Wait. Can you culturally appropriate oppression?

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Deflate Gate Maybe A Thing Now

January 22, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The NFL inspected the Patriots’ footballs from Sunday’s game and found 11 of 12 to be deflated. I’m guessing the pumped up one may have sailed through the uprights. If found guilty the Patriots could face a $25,000 fine,... READ MORE

Belichick Ball Handling Questioned

January 20, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

After kicking the living shit out of the Indianapolis Colts, the New England Patriots are being investigated by the NFL for allegedly deflating some of their footballs during the game. A ball with less air pressure is theoretically easier... READ MORE