By Lex July 24, 2013 @ 1:11 PM
Jennifer Aniston is making another movie. She makes a lot of movies. I think she must be really nice or she has dirt on important people or something because she’s not particularly good or memorable in any and they don’t ever seem to make any money. Maybe the cast and crew just like staring at her nipples. I once hired a guy because he promised to bring his homemade beef jerky to work. Just writing that makes wish my own story involved a good looking woman and nipples.
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By Lex May 31, 2013 @ 12:51 PM
I don’t want to live in a braless world. I want to live in a world where I decide who gets to wear bras and who doesn’t. The liberty to forgo undergarments in public is too powerful a choice to be given to the individual. Maybe that makes me a Fascist. Maybe that just makes me wise beyond comprehension. In the end, probably just an idiot who likes seeing twenty-something models with firm boobs poking their nipples through their tops.
Here’s model Jessica Hart showing off in public.
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By Lex March 08, 2013 @ 4:58 PM
Has it really been twenty years since Lisa Rinna was on all those shows that I never watched?
You couldn’t tell from looking at her that she’s turning 50 in a couple months. Even those brand new nipples on her brand new breasts are poking out like she’s a high school cheerleader about to lose her maidenhead to the varsity QB. I imagine you do feel spirited when you get new body parts. Not like the Bionic Man who had to painfully learn to condition his bio body to work with his new super-animatronic parts, but more like how you feel after you remove heavy boots and walk around barefoot, like you got brand new Oscar Pistorious feet.
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