The one and only bad thing about the “Pussycat Dolls” breaking up is that there are hardly ever Jessica Sutta pictures anymore, so it was awesome to see her on Miami beach in a bikini. Her and her big tits and sexy red hair. If I ever got to have sex with her I’d switch the astroglide for glue so I’d never have to pull out.
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Nicole Sherzinger already made one solo record, with songs either produced by or featuring Timbaland, Will.I.Am, Ne-Yo, Snow Patrol, Pharell, the Neptunes, T.I. and Sting, but that was never released for some reason and after that she went back to the Pussycat Dolls.
I’m pretty sure any one of those producers could make a record with dogs who bark Christmas carols and it would go to number one, but Nicole can’t take a hint, and so she’s leaving the band again. Page Six says…
The rest of the Pussycat Dolls are not on speaking terms with Nicole Sherzinger — reducing hopes of the group ever reuniting. “It is war. They have broken up for good. None of the other girls are speaking to Nicole, who they believe took the limelight, then went off to do her own thing.” Kimberly Wyatt recently revealed she hadn’t heard from Sherzinger, who’s now working on a solo career, in months.
Good. Whatever. The one with red hair is the hottest one anyway. I don’t know that ones name but she’s the hottest one. They probably call her Cherry or Blush or something like that. Bands like this always do some dumb shit like that with the names.
Girls with dark red hair are just hotter than other girls. That’s not an opinion either, it’s a fact. Here, look at this chart behind me. As you can see “X” represents my erection. 700! These are unprecedented levels, and proves my theory once and for all.
You often hear that the Pussycat Dolls don’t get along and there’s jealousy towards Nicole, but in Hawaii this weekend Nicole hit the beach right along with The Black One and another one we’ll call “Kelly”, so things can’t be that bad. I should make it clear that the white ones name might not be Kelly. I suppose it’s possible, but I don’t feel like looking it up. Does anyone know the other names? Does anyone care? I certainly don’t, in case you hadn’t picked up on that.
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SHAWN JOHNSON - The gold medal winning gymnast won the 8th season of “Dancing With The Stars” last night. It’s the 5th time a professional athlete has won. Every year when they add new athletes, they say, “but will their athletic skills translate to the dance floor?” The answer appears to be, “yes quite nicely.” (source = e online)
THE SLUMDOG KIDS - a second child actor who starred in “Slumdog Millionaire” has been told to beat it by the Indian government seconds before smashing their house to bits with sledgehammers (and over here the AP has a slideshow capturing her moving day). I like the way these Indians think. I wish we could do that with our actors. (source = yahoo)
JESSICA SUTTA - the Pussycat Dolls’ landed in Sydney today for their Australian tour, and I think that’s the hot one I like with the red hair and big tits. But, I don’t know, I can’t tell. Maybe 20 dollars will jog my memory. (source = pacific coast news)
Despite it being around 40 degrees when they did it, Melody Thornton and Nicole Scherzinger pranced around all sexy on the way to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon in NYC yesterday. The rest of the Pussycat Dolls got all bundled up and therefore shall remain nameless. As you can see, they’re in these hot little Indian/Hindu outfits. Melody and Nicole even have bindi’s on their forehead, sometimes also called a tilaka or bottu. Traditionally it’s used to denote social status. In this case it would also be a good target for me to aim at during my big finish if Melody and I ever got it on. In America, we have a similar system used to denote status, but over here we use teef. And goblets. If you’ve got gold teef and diamonds on your drink cup, you’re like the most important man in the world or something.
MISTAKE CORRECTING UPDATE - okay so I guess the redhead trying to seduce me is actually Jessica Sutta, not Melody Thornton. You people are supposed to stop me before I make an ass of myself, ya know. In my defense, the picture source had it labeled wrong, and also no one has any idea who the Pussycat Dolls are besides Nicole.
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KIIS FM in Los Angeles held their Jingle Ball Christmas concert at the Honda Center in Anaheim last night, and it was filled with all the sugary pop acts that the young people are listening to these days. The Pussycat Dolls were the co-headliner and it reminds me that I wish I was a hot chick with big tits, because moving my mouth roughly in time with some pre-recorded music and occasionally stepping to the left looks like something I could do.
