By Travis December 13, 2013 @ 12:00 PM
Newly-single 30-year old Miranda Kerr attended the opening of 73-year old Roberto Cavalli’s new store in New York City last night, and it seems that the old man still has some moves left in his creep tank. Roberto took every chance he could get to pose for pictures with Miranda while groping and kissing her throughout the evening, and can you blame him? Hell, I’d be disappointed in the old bastard if he didn’t at least shout, “Oh no, my hip!” and try holding himself up with her tits one time during the event. Maybe even later, as the night wound down, he could have pretended to cry over the memory of an old love, and when Miranda asked if he was okay, he’d respond, “Nothing a little ass play can’t fix.”
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By Lex December 06, 2013 @ 2:21 PM
It’s good to be old and fat and rich. If you’re one of the world’s few straight fashion designers, all the better. Old queens like Calvin Klein occasionally bring out their fully dressed boy toys in public, but there’s not quite the same acceptability for gut-buckling Roberto Cavalli and his 26-year old ‘niece’ laying out on the beach after pumping air into his penis and closing her eyes for the three minute bad grandpa horror show. Double standards are a good thing, if Roberto would just put his leather smock back on.
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By Lex May 14, 2013 @ 9:41 AM
I so badly want to hate on Roberto Cavalli, but dude is basically a grade-A player. He’s 72, he’s banging young girls (yes, that’s his girlfriend), he’s waving his banana hammock about, he’s had too much good food and wine and sun and pussy and he just doesn’t give a fuck. He apparently designs clothes that women like and he’s managed to succeed without sucking any dick. He could use some SPF, a colonic, and a swimsuit that fits, but outside of that, I basically want to be Roberto Cavalli. Fucker.
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