Diddy Banished

Sean Combs aka the gay guy on the down low guy you know from church is not allowed to attend practices anymore at his son's UCLA football game or visit the G8 summit on his private jet like the other attendees. Combs got into an altercation for no good reason with a strength and conditioning coach this Spring after one of the team practices where Combs helicopters like a dad without a day job. Combs' son is a redshirt...read more

Diddy's Son Got the Special Diddy Treatment

UCLA's morally corrupt ex coach Rick Neuheisel, who offered Diddy's son Justin Combs his football scholarship, says he mostly did it because of who his father isand not because he was a 2 star recruit and 5 foot 7 defensive back and paralyzation liability: "When you're weighing the assets of what a youngster can do for your program, there's no question [being Diddy's son] had something to do with it for me...Justin is...read more

Diddy Arrested For Assault

Sean Combs was arrested at UCLA where his son plays football and doesn't go to class for assaulting a member of the team's coaching staff with a kettle bell in the weight room. Diddy apparently felt the coach wasn't showing his son proper respect at Spring practice where Diddy routinely hovers because nothing helps a team out more than having parents helicoptering around practices. This poses a number of questions...read more

Diddy And Drake Sword Fight

Diddy and Drake reportedlymade fake amends over their fake beef at Mel's Diner which serves only realcheese. Their feud drew minor attention because its subjects were a self-aggrandizingbusinessman and the star of Canadian Saved By The Bell overdubbed in French. Diddy had reportedly punched Drake at a nightclub in Miami a fewmonths back over some rights to some shit ball song people get AIDS to. These reports were...read more

P Diddy Doing It Right

Sean Combs has six children with three different women yet has never married,solidifying his status as a role model for deadbeat dads who don't understandhe's paying for private school and there's more to life than the Elephant Bar. Combs newest girlfriend is a model he metwhile casting his latest fragrance ad which worked out well because he didn't have to leavethe building. Just print your test results on the back...read more

Puff Daddy Knows Tits Sell Bullshit (VIDEO)

Sean "Diddy" Combs made a commercial for his new cologne featuring his real life girlfriend's exposed pierced tits and him hate fucking her in a chokehold. I've always found him annoying yet this is his best work to date. Considering it's an ad for a fifty dollar bottle ofworcetershire sauce that's more of an indictment than a compliment. How much does Sting hate you and can you give his kids a PA job? The fragrance...read more

Diddy Punches Drake, Nobody Dies, There Is No Santa

Rap music was always good for some murders between disrespecting douchebags with bad chin hairand questionable upbringings. Now the best you get is a Twitter feud, maybe a bottle tossing incident at a club with underaged Kardashians if you're lucky. Sean Combs punched Drake outside a nightclub in Miami apparently because the two had a dispute over the interpretation of some found art projects highlighted at Art Basel...read more

'American Idol' wants Diddy to be a judge

'American Idol' producers have reportedly asked Sean Combs to be a judge next season, in essence replacing Steven Tyler and joining Mariah Carey who replaced Henifaa Yopez. So if you're on 'Idol' next year, just don't do anything when the music starts and then say "yeah that's right' at the end. Diddy will think you're a genius. (source = new york post)read more

Diddy yells at Cameron Diaz, and she likes it

The New York Daily News says that Sean Combs was yelling at Cameron Diaz (they're reportedly dating these days) and ordering her around when they were at the Weinstein Company Golden Globes party Saturday night, but before you decide how you feel about that, keep in mind that Cameron Diaz went to that party looking like this. I'm actually surprised he didn't punch her. One partygoer was startled by Diddy's...read more

Rosie O'Donnell got turned away by Sean Combs

Rosie O'Donnell was personally invited to Sean "Diddy" Combs' New Year's Eve party on Miami's Star Island, but then when she showed up "casually dressed" with six friends, his security wouldn't let her in. Probably because it was easier to just turn her away than it would have been to break down the buffet. (source = ny post)read more

Cameron Diaz and Diddy are dating or something

Cameron Diaz and Sean Combs had lunch together last month, leading some to wonder if they were dating. Now it's being reported that Diaz was at Marble Lane in New York on Saturday with some friends when Combs showed up around 1:15am and started buying drinks. Then they danced and "made out" for the next two hours. Conclusion: Sean Combs has horrible taste in everything, not just music.read more

some whore at Diddys party lit her hair on fire

Stand up comic Kevin Hart (who most white ppl have never even heard of but is a superstar in the black community) was MC'ing a party for Sean Combs Tuesday night at the club London in NYC, and when he decided to switch scenes and do it official by the hot tub with his n-word Trey (Songz) and his n-word Fab (olous), some whores hair caught on fire behind him. When I saw the light on top of her head at first I just...read more

thursday morning headlines

JESSICA SIMPSON, ELTON JOHN AND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - are the 3 biggest names rumored to replace Simon Cowell on American Idol, but Simpson hasn't been offered the job, and John and Timberlake turned it down. Sean Combs says he'll do it, and that might be the smoothest transition because Diddy would just play an old clip of Simon talking and then scream shit like "2010!" and "yeah!" over it. (e! and people) GEORGE...read more

Cassie seems fun - update

About seven hours ago, model, singer and P Diddy girlfriend Cassie confirmed some impossibly good news on her Twitter page: IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER...THAT'S REAL FOUL AND EVIL. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE. Two pics of these specific titties can be seen here and here and this hot bitch has the right attitude. She's got nothing to be shy or sorry about. She's fantastic...read more

DIDDY IS ALL POWERFUL

There is a 100 percent chance today that the state of New York will go to Barrack Obama in today’s presidential election, and an excellent chance that Obama wins the election overall, but not because the people have made their decision, but because Puff Daddy is the most powerful man in the world, according to Puff Daddy. The AP says... "I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office. It was down to one...read more