‘American Idol’ wants Diddy to be a judge

By brendon August 09, 2012 @ 11:33 AM

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‘American Idol’ producers have reportedly asked Sean Combs to be a judge next season, in essence replacing Steven Tyler and joining Mariah Carey who replaced Henifaa Yopez. So if you’re on ‘Idol’ next year, just don’t do anything when the music starts and then say “yeah that’s right’ at the end. Diddy will think you’re a genius.

(source = new york post)

Diddy yells at Cameron Diaz, and she likes it

By brendon January 18, 2012 @ 3:44 PM

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The New York Daily News says that Sean Combs was yelling at Cameron Diaz (they’re reportedly dating these days) and ordering her around when they were at the Weinstein Company Golden Globes party Saturday night, but before you decide how you feel about that, keep in mind that Cameron Diaz went to that party looking like this. I’m actually surprised he didn’t punch her.

One partygoer was startled by Diddy’s “controlling” treatment of Diaz.
(After arriving separately) Diddy found Diaz sitting on a couch “talking to a guy.”
“Let’s go,” Diddy told her.
Diaz quickly got up and followed him out a back exit, away from the prying eyes of the paparazzi (but) ran into three male party guests who wanted their pictures taken with Diaz.
She happily obliged until an impatient Diddy grabbed her hand, said “Let’s go” again, and pulled her to a waiting car.
“I’ve never seen him so controlling,” says the source, who says Diaz “seemed to like the manly power thing.”

Cameron Diaz should have enough self respect to not date a guy who treats her this way, but Cameron Diaz sucks so I’m glad she doesn’t. In fact after reading this I hope they get married.

Rosie O’Donnell got turned away by Sean Combs

By brendon January 03, 2012 @ 2:57 PM

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Rosie O’Donnell was personally invited to Sean “Diddy” Combs’ New Year’s Eve party on Miami’s Star Island, but then when she showed up “casually dressed” with six friends, his security wouldn’t let her in. Probably because it was easier to just turn her away than it would have been to break down the buffet.

(source = ny post)

Cameron Diaz and Diddy are dating or something

By brendon December 14, 2011 @ 4:13 PM

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Cameron Diaz and Sean Combs had lunch together last month, leading some to wonder if they were dating. Now it’s being reported that Diaz was at Marble Lane in New York on Saturday with some friends when Combs showed up around 1:15am and started buying drinks. Then they danced and “made out” for the next two hours.

Conclusion: Sean Combs has horrible taste in everything, not just music.

some whore at Diddys party lit her hair on fire

By brendon December 16, 2010 @ 12:34 PM

Stand up comic Kevin Hart (who most white ppl have never even heard of but is a superstar in the black community) was MC’ing a party for Sean Combs Tuesday night at the club London in NYC, and when he decided to switch scenes and do it official by the hot tub with his n-word Trey (Songz) and his n-word Fab (olous), some whores hair caught on fire behind him.

When I saw the light on top of her head at first I just thought she had an idea, but no, it was fire. Luckily she was able to slap herself in the back of the head until it went out. Too bad there wasn’t some water around.

(UPDATE – i guess maybe she does dunk her head in the water, doesn’t she? I was so moved by Harts concern I guess I missed it at first.)

thursday morning headlines

By brendon July 29, 2010 @ 12:33 PM

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JESSICA SIMPSON, ELTON JOHN AND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE – are the 3 biggest names rumored to replace Simon Cowell on American Idol, but Simpson hasn’t been offered the job, and John and Timberlake turned it down. Sean Combs says he’ll do it, and that might be the smoothest transition because Diddy would just play an old clip of Simon talking and then scream shit like “2010!” and “yeah!” over it. (e! and people)

GEORGE CLOONEY – has dated Elisabetta Canalis since last year, so he didn’t know her in 2008 when she was doing coke in an Italian club with a French model and prostitute named Karima Menad, who testified to all this in a Milan court yesterday. What a sexy trial! (us)

LINDSAY LOHAN - is still getting special treatment in jail, demanding things like Ben and Jerrys, and it “sparked a near riot overnight as unrest grew over what inmates claim is preferential treatment. They furiously chanted threats and hammered on their cell walls, while others refused to leave their cells for recreation or meals.” I just hope Lindsays ice cream didn’t melt while the guards had to deal with those non-famous pieces of shit. (mirror)

ANNALYNNE MCCORD – of ’90210′ was the highlight of the CBS Press Tour yesterday in Beverly Hills. Original ’90210′ star Shannen Doherty was the highlight of a nearby dumpster, where she found a Duran Duran tape. (wenn)