Diddy Punches Drake, Nobody Dies, There Is No Santa

By Lex December 09, 2014 @ 11:56 AM

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Rap music was always good for some murders between disrespecting douchebags with bad chin hair and questionable upbringings. Now the best you get is a Twitter feud, maybe a bottle tossing incident at a club with underaged Kardashians if you’re lucky. Sean Combs punched Drake outside a nightclub in Miami apparently because the two had a dispute over the interpretation of some found art projects highlighted at Art Basel earlier in the day. Also Drake still holds a grudge against Diddy for casting shade on his haftarah portion at his Canadian bar mitvah. Diddy apparently yelled out ‘you will never disrespect me’ then punched Drake in the sideburns. The fight was quickly broken up as both entourages simultaneously regretted not going to vocational college and learning a marketable trade. Unfortunately, Rappers have far too much to lose these days to bother shooting each other. Prison is not so bad when your straight out of Compton, less great when you’ve spent the last decade receiving spa treatments in Palm Beach and having girls with warm vaginas begging you to make illegitimate babies. There’s always the chance somebody will stroke out fro stress during one of these pugilistic pose offs. I’ll pray for that.

‘American Idol’ wants Diddy to be a judge

By brendon August 09, 2012 @ 11:33 AM

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‘American Idol’ producers have reportedly asked Sean Combs to be a judge next season, in essence replacing Steven Tyler and joining Mariah Carey who replaced Henifaa Yopez. So if you’re on ‘Idol’ next year, just don’t do anything when the music starts and then say “yeah that’s right’ at the end. Diddy will think you’re a genius.

(source = new york post)

Diddy yells at Cameron Diaz, and she likes it

By brendon January 18, 2012 @ 3:44 PM

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The New York Daily News says that Sean Combs was yelling at Cameron Diaz (they’re reportedly dating these days) and ordering her around when they were at the Weinstein Company Golden Globes party Saturday night, but before you decide how you feel about that, keep in mind that Cameron Diaz went to that party looking like this. I’m actually surprised he didn’t punch her.

One partygoer was startled by Diddy’s “controlling” treatment of Diaz.
(After arriving separately) Diddy found Diaz sitting on a couch “talking to a guy.”
“Let’s go,” Diddy told her.
Diaz quickly got up and followed him out a back exit, away from the prying eyes of the paparazzi (but) ran into three male party guests who wanted their pictures taken with Diaz.
She happily obliged until an impatient Diddy grabbed her hand, said “Let’s go” again, and pulled her to a waiting car.
“I’ve never seen him so controlling,” says the source, who says Diaz “seemed to like the manly power thing.”

Cameron Diaz should have enough self respect to not date a guy who treats her this way, but Cameron Diaz sucks so I’m glad she doesn’t. In fact after reading this I hope they get married.

Rosie O’Donnell got turned away by Sean Combs

By brendon January 03, 2012 @ 2:57 PM

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Rosie O’Donnell was personally invited to Sean “Diddy” Combs’ New Year’s Eve party on Miami’s Star Island, but then when she showed up “casually dressed” with six friends, his security wouldn’t let her in. Probably because it was easier to just turn her away than it would have been to break down the buffet.

(source = ny post)

Cameron Diaz and Diddy are dating or something

By brendon December 14, 2011 @ 4:13 PM

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Cameron Diaz and Sean Combs had lunch together last month, leading some to wonder if they were dating. Now it’s being reported that Diaz was at Marble Lane in New York on Saturday with some friends when Combs showed up around 1:15am and started buying drinks. Then they danced and “made out” for the next two hours.

Conclusion: Sean Combs has horrible taste in everything, not just music.

some whore at Diddys party lit her hair on fire

By brendon December 16, 2010 @ 12:34 PM

Stand up comic Kevin Hart (who most white ppl have never even heard of but is a superstar in the black community) was MC’ing a party for Sean Combs Tuesday night at the club London in NYC, and when he decided to switch scenes and do it official by the hot tub with his n-word Trey (Songz) and his n-word Fab (olous), some whores hair caught on fire behind him.

When I saw the light on top of her head at first I just thought she had an idea, but no, it was fire. Luckily she was able to slap herself in the back of the head until it went out. Too bad there wasn’t some water around.

(UPDATE – i guess maybe she does dunk her head in the water, doesn’t she? I was so moved by Harts concern I guess I missed it at first.)