Seth MacFarlane Is Sued And Shit Around The Web

Seth MacFarlane is being sued by the makers of a web-series. They claim that MacFarlane stole their idea of a drunken asshole teddy bear to make his movie Ted. I saw some of the videos and it does look pretty similar in the drunken asshole teddy bear genre. Either way, he probably owes the universe some cash back for letting Family Guy be popular. Read more about Seth's troubles at the drunken teddy bear picnic. (...read more

Peter Griffin Is The Head Of The Illuminati

We were all sickened by the bombings at the Boston Marathon earlier this week. After the initial shock of the act had subsided I had a thought that I have soon after any of these events: How are conspiracy theorists going to spin this into their Illuminati narrative? 9/11, The Kennedy assassination, and the Sandy Hook shooting have all been attributed to secret government/Illuminati/Freemason conspiracies. The answer...read more

Charlize Theron Is Probably Dating Seth MacFarlane

Now that he has so bravely moved on after dumping Emilia Clarke, Seth MacFarlane reportedly had dinner with Charlize Theron in Beverly Hills on Monday night to discuss Seth's next directing effort, A Million Ways to Die in the West, in which he also stars and she plays the female lead. A source told E! that the two definitely aren't dating and that "he's not her type", which is true, because she's an Academy...read more

Seth MacFarlane Dumped His Dragon Lady Girlfriend

Seth MacFarlane has built a ridiculously successful TV empire ever since FOX told him to do whatever the hell he wants with Family Guy and American Dad, so it's only natural that he's been able to parlay that into sleeping with a ton of attractive young actresses. Among them, Eliza Dushku, Amanda Bynes, Ashley Greene, Alexis Knapp and Alexandra Breckenridge, to name a few, so he's clearly living the American dream of...read more

Seth MacFarlane will be on the Simpsons

Next year I'll get to double the amount of not watching Seth MacFarlane because he's recorded a guest spot for an episode of 'the Simpsons', playing a character that Marge meets online. They arrange to meet IRL; he thinks they're gonna do it, she thinks they're gonna bake cupcakes (wah wah). All they needed was Tina Fey to do a voice and they could have titled it, "Things I Can't Believe Are Still On TV".read more

Tuesday headlines, with Fred Flintstone and Ciara

SETH MACFARLANE - will reboot 'the Flintstones' as a new series for Fox, to premiere in 2013. So now he can steal characters right out in the open (Stewie is nothing but Jimmy Corrigan). When asked for a comment, MacFarlane went and stood behind Matt Groening and then repeated what he said. (deadline) TOM SIZEMORE - did not kill Megan Wren, the woman who has been missing for 6 weeks, and she was finally found in a...read more

tuesday afternoon headlines

WOODY HARRELSON - says America invaded Afghanistan because Chevron wanted to overthrow the Taliban and build an oil pipeline. "The guys from Chevron went in and met with the Taliban and realized those guys just weren't in control enough. That's why they wanted to oust them." You can read his entire interview in this weeks issue of 'Crazy Dipshit Weekly'. (newsbusters) LINDSAY LOHAN - is not creating a jewelry line...read more