SETH MACFARLANE – will reboot ‘the Flintstones’ as a new series for Fox, to premiere in 2013. So now he can steal characters right out in the open (Stewie is nothing but Jimmy Corrigan). When asked for a comment, MacFarlane went and stood behind Matt Groening and then repeated what he said. (deadline)
TOM SIZEMORE – did not kill Megan Wren, the woman who has been missing for 6 weeks, and she was finally found in a house near downtown LA. Oh fuck, now Tom knows where she is. Run Megan, run! (la times)
NIKITA – is one of the best shows on television, and today it finally got renewed for a second season. It was always assumed it would be, but the CW took until today to make it official because that network has no idea what the fuck it’s doing. (ew)
MARIA SHRIVER – has broken her silence (but not on twitter like her kids Patrick and Katherine), saying, “This is a painful and heartbreaking time.” Does she mean about ‘Nikita’? No Maria, it’s fine, it’s been renewed, all is well! (thr)
CIARA – looked fantastic as always in a bikini on Miami beach this weekend, and blah blah blah tits. (fame)



















FIST!!!!!
I don’t have any salad tongs, how about two spade shovels and a propane torch?
That’ll do, Nutt. That’ll do.
Does this guy just repeat whatever Trey Parker & Matt Stone say?
Mr. Nutt….!!!!
Freakin’ AWESOME……..congrats on the “Fist”…
He’s really come along way in the world, hasn’t he, Obs?
Thank you, thank you.
Check this out if you wish.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKdScVerrBU&feature=player_embedded
If you voted for Obama in ’08 to prove you’re not a racist, vote for someone else in ’12 to prove you’re not an idiot.
So what your saying essentially here Nutt, is that the Jew is using the black man as muscle against the white man, right?
Have you got any proof to back that up?
gram says that all teh monkees own the gass and they can skrew us if they feel lik it
Here is a list of cancelled TV shows. They are all white with one token black person in them. How dumb do they think we are?
http://tv.yahoo.com/slideshow/715/photos/1
Rokan, all I know is that there is a double standard that is so blatant it’s sickening.
You have new emails by the way.
and chinese peeple know karate
I just had an argument with my girl. She thinks I am unstable and dangerous. Naturally, I disagreed. I will show her! I just sawed off my ear and I’m boxing it up to send to her (she went to her mother’s).
Anybody know if FedEx or DHL or UPS has the best deal on next day deliveries?
duz she let you tuch her pener?
DHL is no longer in business. Try USPS. If it fits, it ships.
Uh, Adams. Forgive my ignorance but what is your point with the ear? Don’t get me wrong, what ever it is you made it thats for sure!
Adams,
Put on that paper gown and lay down on the table while I go get my black bag.
Sorry, I’m a little hard of hearing just now. DHL is out of business? I’d hate to rely on the US Postal Service. Present company not included, but they take forever! The whole point of the matter loses its significance if she thinks I mailed her a dead snail.
Well then, go with FedEx or UPS. They are the same price. Something about having to be competitive with each other for business. Maybe try a local delivery service. How about a singing telegram. Nothing says “what do you think of this” like a cut off ear and a catchy tune.
Wow,
Severed body-parts here on the Night-Shift!
Finally Home and got the next several days off… Though the one fairly cool boss did at least ask me which day I would prefer not be called in on…
So I might at least get one off before they call me back! I am not really complaining as I have stated before… I am a money-whore and will take the hours… That being said; I appreciate the break.
Gotta make a Liquor Store run for needed supplies tomorrow, but tonight… I believe I have enough to make last! First after-work drink…COMING UP!!!
Cheers Brothers!