tuesday afternoon headlines

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WOODY HARRELSON - says America invaded Afghanistan because Chevron wanted to overthrow the Taliban and build an oil pipeline. "The guys from Chevron went in and met with the Taliban and realized those guys just weren't in control enough. That's why they wanted to oust them." You can read his entire interview in this weeks issue of 'Crazy Dipshit Weekly'. (newsbusters)

LINDSAY LOHAN - is not creating a jewelry line with designer Pascal Mouawad, despite telling Access Hollywood that she was. "This is not happening," he said in an email. As if she knows how to design jewelry. She might as well say she's gonna build a space shuttle. (wwd)

SETH MACFARLANE - is sort of a one-trick pony. And that trick is to make the same show over and over and annoy the shit out of me. (college humor)

TILA TEQUILA - is suing ex bf Shawne Merriman claiming he abused her. Merriman was arrested on Sept. 6 after Tequila made similar claims, but despite clear bruises up and down her arms and Merriman admitting he held her down, no charges were ever filed. Probably because it's always a disaster when a girl tells a story. You just know they're fuckin it all up. (fox)

ASHLEY GREENE - was the hottest of the cast by far at last nights premier for 'New Moon'. Mostly because I'm not sure who my other choices are. I think one is named 'Kristin'. Another is maybe named 'Taylor'. I think those are the girls. Are they girls? I should look this up.

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