When the World First Learned that Kylo Ren Was Gay

December 24, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Homophobes used to hang their hat on the fact that the gay gene would eventually perish since same sex couples couldn’t reproduce. That point of view lacked logical consistency, historical reflection, and an appreciation for the emerging science of... READ MORE

Princess Leia Is Nuts And Shit Around The Web

December 16, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Small understated indie film Star Wars: The Force Awakens premiered last night in Hollywood. The best part of the event was the expletive laced madness of Carrie Fisher on the red carpet. She’s delightfully insane. No, but seriously. They... READ MORE

Disney Has a Star Wars Movie Breaching Every Ten Minutes

June 6, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are no nerds like Star Wars nerds. I think it might be their sheer number that put them atop the Chapstick smelling heap of whiny Internet geeks. They’re autonomic nervous system depends upon other people interpreting the Star... READ MORE

Disney Being Upfront About Shitting on Star Wars

December 5, 2013 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Star Wars episode VII easily could have been hyped with a two-year long publicity campaign talking about a wonderful new era of science fiction that also pays deference to cinematic legend. But give credit to Disney for taking over... READ MORE

Friday Morning Headlines

January 25, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

LOUIS CK – has been witnessed peeping into windows and watching underage girls getting undressed, according to flyers posted in Huntington Beach. He’s not mentioned by name, so it may be a hoax or someone just used a picture... READ MORE

‘Star Wars: Episode 7’ may already have a director

November 6, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Matthew Vaughn is kinda flaky, so it wasn’t all that weird when he stepped away from directing the sequel to ‘X-Men First Class’ 2 weeks ago (he was quickly replaced by Bryan Singer). It will be even less weird... READ MORE

Star Wars: The Sitcom

April 7, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It’s awesome that Red Letters ‘Star Wars’ prequel reviews have gone viral in the past view days, because he LOL’ingly points out (in a review that’s longer than the movie) that George Lucas is a retard who has no... READ MORE



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