Taylor Swift is probably too sweet to realize how it would look when paparazzi had her kiss the very phallic statue last night after the CMA awards, but she probably doesn’t care considering she just went beast mode and won every award in sight. Still only 19-years-old, she won all 4 awards she was nominated for, but the headline was when she became the youngest person to ever win Entertainer of the Year (the biggest award) and the first female to take it since Shania Twain in 1999.
“I’ll never forget this moment because in this moment everything that I have ever wanted has just happened to me,” Swift said through tears as she accepted the association’s highest honour during ceremonies at Sommet Center.
The 19-year-old crossover sensation beat the biggest names in country and snapped Kenny Chesney’s stranglehold on the category: He won three straight and four of the last five. She also ended Carrie Underwood’s three-year dominance in the female vocalist category.
Chesney hugged and kissed Swift on the cheek, then whispered a message in her ear before she received the trophy. She called her band on stage and was the centre of a group hug as fans cheered wildly, holding signs that said, “We love you, Taylor”; her father cried in the audience.
“Every single person in that category let me open up for them this year,” Swift said. “Thank you all so much. I love you.”
I couldn’t even afford a soft taco when I was 19, so I’m tempted to tell Taylor to kiss my ass, but gratitude is an incredibly endearing quality and she seems nice and she writes all her own songs so it’s hard to resent her. I could have been rich and famous at 19 too, except my only noticeable talent was right-clicking pictures of underage girls and naked models and then masturbating. I went down to the French Quarter where the street performers hang out and did my act for tips, but it wasn’t really the money making extravaganza I had hoped for.
TAYLOR SWIFT AND KANYE WEST - are an awesome costume that I bet more people wish they had thought of. And yes we were supposed to be done with Halloween pictures but I didn’t count on finding this one. Or this one of a ridiculously hot girl dressed as a Playboy bunny. Know what else I didn’t count on? Falling in love. (college humor)
RIHANNA - says she was humiliated when the picture of her with cuts and bruises on her face after being beaten by Chris Brown leaked online. Which is silly because that’s not her fault, and it let everyone know what a punk Chris Brown really is. Wearing those big dumb hoop earrings however is her fault, and she needs to knock that shit off. (abc news)
SEAN PENN - is the father of 16-year-old Hopper Penn, who was arrested at his Malibu school last week. Because Hooper is a minor police won’t say what he did. So let’s start telling people he joined al qaeda. “Hey did you hear Sean Penns son is in al qaeda? Oh I know! What a piece of shit that punk is. Let’s go throw rocks and bottles at his dad!” (wonderwall)
MARIAH CAREY - almost fell down as she walked out as a guest on the Jay Leno show yesterday. But then she didn’t, as you can see in this video. I’ve never seen such agility. She’s like a gazelle. (popeater)
When Taylor Swift was at Katy Perrys birthday paint party over the weekend, one picture showed some random guy behind her with a swastika on his shirt (here). It seemed likely this was some jackass and the fact that they were photographed together was just unfortunate timing for Taylor and her good girl image.
But now someone claiming to be the guy in the picture is on a message board (here) saying he’s Taylors new boyfriend, and he’s posting the picture you see above as some kind of proof
I judge people by the way they look (Asian girls are sexual deviants, black guys can get you weed, etc.) and this guy looks Jewish, so I’ve decided he’s Jewish and therefore is just some nerd who does stuff like this for attention. But why Taylor would pose for pictures with him is the real question. She’s supposed to be a force for good, and considering she looks like a walking recruitment poster for Nazi Youth and the Aryan ideal, it’s hard to believe she would smile and pose next to a swastika. I’m not gonna lie to you, I’ve seen better ideas.
Taylor Swift and Jullianne Hough got dirty at Katy Perrys birthday paint party this weekend too, at least that’s what the source for these pictures said. But with all the sexy, Master Race teen girls and that giant swastika, it looks more like a Tuesday night at Anthonys house some alternate universe where Hilter won the war.
I just noticed there’s an Israeli lookin dude in the background over her right shoulder. Uh-oh. I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
(11 more starting here. source = pacific coast)
After her appearance on ‘the View’ yesterday, Kanye West was able to get Taylor Swift on the phone and personally apologize for interrupting her onstage at the VMAs. And not that she was dwelling on it all that much to begin with, but now she wants to extra-not dwell on it all that much. Fox says…
“I think my overall thought process went something like, ‘Wow, I can’t believe I won. This is awesome. Don’t trip and fall. I’m going to get to thank the fans. This is so cool. Oh, Kanye West is here. Cool haircut. What are you doing there? And then ouch. And then, I guess I’m not going to thank the fans,’” she said.
So while everyone is still buzzing over the beef, Swift herself is apparently over it.
“Taylor doesn’t want to talk about it anymore,” said a source. “She’s was a bit overwhelmed by all the attention and trying to move past it.”
It’s too bad Taylor is so nice. Kanye looked like he was gonna kill himself Monday on Leno. She could have made dress up as a giant piece of fruit or something. Or maybe a little Shirley Temple outfit with the dress and the lollipop and the golden locks, and then let the audience throw fish and tomatoes at him. That would have been adorable.
Kanye West honored his commitment and appeared on the premier of the Jay Leno show last night, but before performing with Rihanna and JayZ he sat down and HOLY SHIT someone take away this dudes belts and shoelaces before he kills himself. I think its safe to say he really is sorry about crashing Taylor Swift at the VMAs.
Yeah, it’s been extremely difficult. I just — just dealing with the fact that I hurt someone or took anything away, you know, from a talented artist or from anyone, because I only wanted to help people. My entire life, I’ve only wanted to give and do something that I felt was right. And I immediately knew in the situation that it was wrong, and it wasn’t a spectacle or just — you know, it’s actually someone’s emotions, you know, that I stepped on. And it was very — it was just — it was rude, period. And, you know, I’d like to be able to apologize to her in person.
When asked if Kanyes public apology was sincere and enough that Taylor could forgive the horrible things hes done, Rihanna said, “is this all some kind of elaborate joke?”
