Kardashians Cutting Off Access To Their Overpriced App

December 27, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

All good things must come to an end. What I imagine was only another innovative way to waste time in the form of an app, exclusively available to idiots willing to shell out $12 a month for more Kardashian,... READ MORE

Kylie Spending A Large Lump Sum On Her Wedding

September 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Kylie is securing her spot as second most important thing with a vagina in the Kardashian household. She was tied with Kanye, but she’s set to take the lead after announcing her wedding will cost around $30 million. Wedding... READ MORE

Kardashian Christmas Card Seems Inappropriate Enough

December 28, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Kardashian Christmas card has become an annual tradition of splotched up harpies showing off tits while Bruce Jenner leers on jealously on from the side dreaming about the day he could wear something sassy and tight himself. Last year... READ MORE

Kardashian Rapid Whore Response Team Targets Rebel Wilson

November 13, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s been documented by people with lots of free time how Kris Jenner and her team have gone after unfriendlies in the media, targeting their jobs, their reputations, and killing some with Armenian neckties, which I think are just... READ MORE

Kris Jenner Scores 100 Million Whore Points

March 3, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure what $100 million U.S. is in haggard vagina dollars, but it’s probably still a lot. Kris Jenner nailed down a fat Comcast contract for herself and her sexually active ducklings to keep making their show on... READ MORE

Another Look: The Kardashians Christmas Card Is Like Seasonal Greetings from Whoreland

December 3, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Kardashians take their annual Christmas card rather seriously. This isn’t just Bo and Sissy and the kids in color coordinated jumpers on the beach with the beagle. This is a pointed portrait of self-expression and worth. Hence, the... READ MORE

The Kardashians Released Their Christmas Card

December 2, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

On last night’s episode of Kashing In With the Kardashians, Kris Jenner and her living, breathing ATMs showed off their brand new Christmas card, which shockingly reveals that this family loves taking all of your money. I’m told that... READ MORE

The Kardashians Are Good People

November 12, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You can’t spell community without the word Kardashian. That plucky group of selfless caregivers packed up a whole bunch of their crap they couldn’t sell via their fake eBay charity and took it to Woodland Hills for a yard... READ MORE

The Kardashian Kristmas Special Is Here

September 19, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

What with Khloe being sad, the Jenner girls not yet knocked up, Kris Jenner losing her TV show, the Kardashians decided to turn ill-fate on its head and go ahead and film a Christmas Special in the middle of... READ MORE

Kris Jenner’s Talk Show Still Looks Awful (VIDEO)

June 7, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Long before reality TV shows became the perfect way for people with absolutely no talent to pretend like they were celebrities, networks handed out talk shows to keep semi-relevant people like Magic Johnson and Chevy Chase in the spotlight.... READ MORE