Tony Scott has been cremated

TonyScotts death certificate was released yesterday, though it will take a few more weeks to determine if he had brain cancer when he jumped off a bridge and killed himself. It did say that his wife had him cremated. Hopefully they laid him in the sun first to dry out. Otherwise he would have taken like a week to burn, and you can forget about roasting marshmallows with all that smoke. (source = entertainment weekly)read more

afternoon headlines, with naked Brooke Hogan

TONY SCOTT - had his suicide filmed by several people who are trying to sell the footage. Inspiring "I Believe I Can Fly" song, not included. (guardian) JOHNNY DEPP - is being offered $95 million to star in 'Pirates Of The Caribbean 5', because 'Pirates Of The Caribbean 4' made $1.04 billion. Clearly Lindsay hasn't figured out that these are about a bisexual drunk who steals or else she would have sued by now. (the...read more

Tony Scotts family says he did not have brain cancer

The only good news yesterday about the suicide of director Tony Scott was the report that he had inoperable brain cancer, so instead of withering away in agony, he at least went out on his own terms, and he could stick his arms out and pretend to be Superman for a few seconds because that would be fun. Oh, but now the LA Times is here to say fuck you and your silver lining. The Los Angeles County coroner's office said...read more

Tony Scott had inoperable brain cancer

ABC News and People are reporting that director Tony Scott ('Crimson Tide', 'True Romance', 'The Last Boy Scout', 'Days of Thunder' and 'Top Gun' among others) had inoperable brain cancer when he committed suicide yesterday by jumping off a bridge in Long Beach. Witnesses told authorities that at around 12:35 p.m., (Scott) left his parked Toyota Prius on the Vincent Thomas Bridge, scaled an 8- to 10-ft.-high fence and...read more