afternoon headlines, with naked Brooke Hogan

By brendon August 21, 2012 @ 5:30 PM


TONY SCOTT – had his suicide filmed by several people who are trying to sell the footage. Inspiring “I Believe I Can Fly” song, not included. (guardian)

JOHNNY DEPP – is being offered $95 million to star in ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean 5′, because ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean 4′ made $1.04 billion. Clearly Lindsay hasn’t figured out that these are about a bisexual drunk who steals or else she would have sued by now. (the sun)

MICHAEL J. FOX – will return to NBC in a sitcom guaranteed to air at least one full season of 22 episodes, even though it hasn’t filmed a pilot yet and NBC hasn’t seen any footage. It’s a very shaky deal, so to speak. (vulture)

RYAN LOCHTE – is in a “three-way tie” to become the next Bachelor on ABC. When things started he was actually the leader, but the other two guys are French and he let them catch up because he’s an asshole. (e!)

BROOKE HOGAN – has a “I’d rather go naked…” ad for the reprehensible PETA, and you can actually see her boob in this. Are they implying I shouldn’t want Brooke Hogan locked in a cage? Because they are way way off in that assumption. (direct link to the NSFW picture here)

(16) Comments

  1. avatar
    pump 08/21/2012 17:39


  2. avatar
    dj techsys 08/21/2012 18:27


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    Papa 08/21/2012 18:34

    I’d rather go naked.
    Well Brooke Hogan, I’d rather shoot animals. It’s fun!

    Hemingway’s Foyer – Your Last Place To Be A Man

  4. avatar
    2 fingers 1 Thumb 08/21/2012 18:39

    If she lets her dad do what he does to her, just think what you could do if you were dating her.

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    Crumb Crisp Coating 08/21/2012 19:17

    Everything below the head is fine.

  6. avatar
    2 fingers 1 Thumb 08/21/2012 19:46

    I love me a good Arby’s roast beef sammich

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 08/21/2012 20:34


    Where the hell is your AVI?


  8. avatar
    Cocktail 08/21/2012 22:26

    Who got nuked this time?

  9. avatar
    Honkey Dong 08/21/2012 22:37

    Nut and Gil went fishing too?

  10. avatar
    Cocktail 08/21/2012 22:51

    Peeper got nuked too?

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    SomeoneluvsU 08/21/2012 23:52

    Evening ponderings….
    Are the comments off?
    Does a bear shit in the woods?
    Does Lindsay suck while she does blow?
    Why does Michael J Fox’s wife not need a vibrator?
    Does Ryan Lochte train hard to be a douche or is his douchery natural talent?

  12. avatar
    BackdoorBob 08/21/2012 23:53

    fucking hell

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    iSlomoshun 08/22/2012 00:50

    I’d fuck this Amizonian whore till 2013.

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    Amazing Pig 08/22/2012 12:58

    I Believe I Can Fly? HELL NO. It should be this:

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    doofus membrane 08/22/2012 14:38

    At least they airbrushed Brooke’s penis out of the photo. He is fugly. Arent both of her parents banging people younger than her?

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    Mutt 08/22/2012 22:47

    Won’t wear fur, but I bet you wear leather, or have a leather handbag, don’t you bitch? Still, thanks for the boobie pic.

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