Kylie Jenner’s New Mom-mobile Is Very Nice

February 27, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

A few years ago a DJ, Deadmau5, wrapped his 458 Spider in the nyan cat internet meme for the Gumball 3000 and called his car a Purrari. Ferrari quickly sent out a cease and desist letter for embarrassing the... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner Will Soon Be Some Rapper’s Wife

November 15, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Kris Jenner is probably the only mother on this planet that congratulates their kid after getting pregnant by a rapper. Now she can pat Kylie on the back for not only scoring a paternity pension if they ever split... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner Pregnant and Alone

October 12, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In the future, super rich stupid chicks with big fake breasts won't need men in order to watch Guatemalan women raise their babies. The future is now.

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Kylie Jenner And Travis Scott Matching Ink

June 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kylie Jenner and the rapper she's fucking this week obtained matching butterfly tattoos. Guess who's going to be more ashamed by that indelible mark one day. Hint, it's not going to be the dude telling all his buddies about... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner Officially Fucking Travis Scott

May 4, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kylie Jenner has yet to make the official announcement about jumping onto rapper Travis Scott's peen, so her proxies and PR team are doing it for her. Everything but fuck photos are being released now.

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Kylie Jenner Has a New Beau

April 26, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kylie Jenner spun the random wheel of boyfriends and came up with Random Dreadlocked Black Rapper again. If you saw the Kardashian family wheel of boyfriends, you'd know to bet on black. Is it racist to note that the... READ MORE