It’s a Paris Hilton upskirt, return to 2007

By brendon July 26, 2010 @ 6:52 AM

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Paris and Nicky Hilton were in St. Tropez this weekend, acting like whores at some club filled with guineas and euro-trash. Paris had to be carried out by the time she was done, but while building up to that she got on a makeshift stage and essentially fingered herself. And I don’t mean she implicated herself in a crime, I mean she hiked up her skirt and started rubbing her poison vagina while straddling a portable fan. As if that room didn’t smell bad enough already.

Her panties stayed in place for the most part and thankfully she kept them on, at least while at the bar. It would be even better if she had to keep them on forever. Her panties should have one of those “it is a violation of federal law to remove this” tags.

(image source = fame)

this was almost a Jennifer Aniston upskirt

By brendon July 22, 2010 @ 10:49 AM

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Jennifer Aniston is in the UK this week to promote her new perfume sarcastically named Lovalie, and last night while on her way to the restaurant C London she got out of her car in a short skirt and the rest is kind of self explanatory.

Thankfully you can’t actually see her dusty, unloved vagina. Based on the way she repels any man who dates her there’s probably some curse that turns you to stone if you look at it.

What madman thought Lovalie would be a good name for a perfume from this frigid loner by the way. Lonelé or Desper 8 would both have been better, or at least more honest.

(source = inf daily)

perrey reeves had sort of an upskirt

By brendon June 23, 2010 @ 10:08 AM

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‘Entourage’ is every closeted homosexuals favorite show, and it’s only redeeming quality is that it has the occasional hot girl. Luckily the internet has a nonstop supply of girls who are much hotter and have way less self esteem, so there’s no need to sit through, “VInce can’t do the movie hey good news Vince can do the movie” for 30 minutes a week just to see some tits.

And here’s another perfect example of why the internet is better. Perrey Reeves was on set yesterday, and you could kind of see up her skirt. But you won’t see that on the show. Because why would you. It’s a show for men, cool guys who hug and go shopping. “Hey I heard about a new store that has even tighter shirts we could wear, and they have a DJ. Let’s go shopping over there.” It’s just like real life.

ohai katy perry upskirt picture

By brendon June 16, 2010 @ 5:20 PM

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Katy Perry gave a quick outdoor concert in New York yesterday as part of a promotion for Volkswagen, and because she was wearing a super short skirt susceptible to pictures like this, she had the good sense to wear underwear. And by that I mean screw you Katy Perry, although you probably can’t hear me up there in your ivory tower. Why do you have to ruin everything. Pardon me for wanting to see your vagina, your majesty. I’m soooo sorry.

(pictures = splash news online)

ali larters vagina

By brendon January 29, 2010 @ 3:09 PM

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That headline is a blatant lie by the way, inspired by internet nerds everywhere who are censoring this picture of Ali Larter. You won’t believe what this slut did, but as she got out of her car last night for a party hosted by Calvin Klein, you could see her underwear. “I just got laid!”, many confused geeks squealed out after seeing the picture.

But it gets even better, because if you attacked the picture with filters and photoshop and then mushed your face into the monitor, you could maybe see what might perhaps have been her vagina. Oh I know right! Of course at this point you’re zoomed in so close you might as well be shrunken down and injected into her bloodstream. It could be her vagina, a lamp, or a backwards witch.

(source = splash news online)

malin akerman seems cool

By brendon October 29, 2009 @ 5:10 PM

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‘Watchmen’ star Malin Akerman was in Stockholm, Sweden last night for the premiere of ‘Couples Retreat’, but her movie wasn’t the only thing making it’s public debut, if you catch my drift!

NOTE – in the last part, I was referring to her vagina.

(image source – fame pictures)