Victoria Silvstedt Doesn’t Take Vacations

June 10, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you can see Victoria Silvstedt’s ass, she’s on the clock. The occupation of expensive trophy girlfriend has some kind of shelf life between NFL running back and Andy Cohen’s muscular bathing assistants. Not many are making it to thirty, let alone forty. It’s been seventeen years now since Silvstedt was named Playmate of the […]

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Britney Spears Has Soccer Mom Panties

April 8, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

$200 won’t even get you this kind of view with Britney at her provocatively boring show in Vegas. So pay attention kids playing the world’s most popular sport that nobody in this country gives a shit about. You’re getting premium seating attraction. There was a time when Britney wouldn’t be caught dead wearing underwear. Not […]

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Kelly Brook Wears a Short Dress So You Can See Her Crotch

March 1, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Girls who wear short dresses simply get more attention from guys than girls who do not. If fashion designers weren’t almost entirely chicks and gay dudes, there’d be no need to discuss what hem line length was in from season to season, because every season would be ‘as short as fucking possible’. You can’t hide […]

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oh hey Erin Heatherton whats goin on

December 22, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Would it be a good idea for Erin Heatherton, Leonardo DiCaprios ex, to take a break from her Victorias Secret shoot in Miami and climb up on a ledge about eye level while wearing a skirt? Yes, it turns out that would be a terrific idea. (image source = inf)

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its Anne Hathaway, her vagina at the Les Mis premiere

December 12, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I don’t know if that SUV was that high on purpose, but if I was a producer and there was some famous hot girl in my movie, everyone would arrive at the premiere by monster truck or zip line. (images of hathaway at mondays premiere of ‘les miserables’ in nyc = splash, getty)

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