Courteney Cox went to Spago in Beverly Hills last night, and when she got into her car you could kind of see her panties. Which is noteworthy if for no other reason than it’s one of the few stories today that won’t get the “dead people” tag. If Ashton Kutcher can’t get over Demi Moore he should start dating Courteney, because they look almost identical, and Ashton Kutcher is a moron.
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The internet was all abuzz this weekend because Britney was in London and when she got out of a car you could see her panties. And it was sort of like that time 5 years ago when she got out of a car and you could see her vagina. Except this time you couldn’t, and also she was dressed vaguely like Robin Hood. I think the lesson to be learned here is that the internet is a really dumb place.
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Lindsay Lohan has been so busy lately casing jewelry stores and pouring vodka into water bottles, she’s gotten away from her first love; exposing herself to the paparazzi. But she made up for lost time this weekend by standing on the corner of a balcony in a dress with no panties. Or maybe she did have panties. It’s hard to tell, and believe me, I really looked. I haven’t been this mystified by a vagina since I was 13.
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Katy Perry and her fiance Russell Brand had lunch in Silverlake yesterday, and as Katy got into her car, the wind blew her flimsy little skirt up. And so I saved all the pictures in an excited tizzy, and then published them on the internet. On a somewhat related topic, my dad went to an Ivy league school and was a Marine Corp fighter pilot. And now you know why my parents tell their friends I died in Tower 1 on 9/11.
(source = pacific coast news)
Jessica Alba had a rooftop photo shoot in LA yesterday, and when she stood near the edge you could kind of see up her dress. But not enough to see anything great. It was pretty disappointing. In fact, considering what was at stake, I don’t think it’s unmanly to admit that I cried for over an hour.
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Ever wanted to see Naomi Campbells gash? Yeah me neither. And yet, here she is with Sarah Ferguson in Sardegna, Italy, bending over in a short skirt with no panties on. Luckily these are all from the back. She’s an evil monster. Knowing this mean bitch, her vagina probably has snapping jaws that comes out of it like the Queens mouth in Alien.
(source = inf daily)
