Victoria Silvstedt Doesn't Take Vacations

If you can see Victoria Silvstedt's ass, she's on the clock. The occupation of expensive trophy girlfriend has some kind of shelf life between NFL running back and Andy Cohen's muscular bathing assistants. Not many are making it to thirty, let alone forty. It's been seventeen years now since Silvstedt was named Playmate of the Year and fucking people because it felt good. It's twilight of the career time. Nobody's...read more

Britney Spears Has Soccer Mom Panties

$200 won't even get you this kind of view with Britney at her provocatively boring show in Vegas. So pay attention kids playing the world's most popular sport that nobody in this country gives a shit about. You're getting premium seating attraction. There was a time when Britney wouldn't be caught dead wearing underwear. Not showing her son's teammates the primordial goo from whence she pushed his cranium into this...read more

Kelly Brook Wears a Short Dress So You Can See Her Crotch

Girls who wear short dresses simply get more attention from guys than girls who do not. If fashion designers weren't almost entirely chicks and gay dudes, there'd be no need to discuss what hem line length was in from season to season, because every season would be 'as short as fucking possible'. You can't hide shit in a short dress, a girl can't even hide her crotch when she's climbing in and out of cars, especially...read more

oh hey Erin Heatherton whats goin on

Would it be a good idea for Erin Heatherton, Leonardo DiCaprios ex, to take a break from her Victorias Secret shoot in Miami and climb up on a ledge about eye level while wearing a skirt? Yes, it turns out that would be a terrific idea. (image source = inf)read more

its Anne Hathaway, her vagina at the Les Mis premiere

I don't know if that SUV was that high on purpose, but if I was a producer and there was some famous hot girl in my movie, everyone would arrive at the premiere by monster truck or zip line. (images of hathaway at mondays premiere of 'les miserables' in nyc = splash, getty)read more

its Courteney Cox, a really short skirt

Courteney Cox went to Spago in Beverly Hills last night, and when she got into her car you could kind of see her panties. Which is noteworthy if for no other reason than it's one of the few stories today that won't get the "dead people" tag. If Ashton Kutcher can't get over Demi Moore he should start dating Courteney, because they look almost identical, and Ashton Kutcher is a moron. (image source = fame)read more

oh, hey there Britney. Pink, huh?

The internet was all abuzz this weekend because Britney was in London and when she got out of a car you could see her panties. And it was sort of like that time 5 years ago when she got out of a car and you could see her vagina. Except this time you couldn't, and also she was dressed vaguely like Robin Hood. I think the lesson to be learned here is that the internet is a really dumb place. (image source = pacific...read more

Lindsay Lohan had an upskirt. Maybe.

Lindsay Lohan has been so busy lately casing jewelry stores and pouring vodka into water bottles, she's gotten away from her first love; exposing herself to the paparazzi. But she made up for lost time this weekend by standing on the corner of a balcony in a dress with no panties. Or maybe she did have panties. It's hard to tell, and believe me, I really looked. I haven't been this mystified by a vagina since I was...read more

Katy Perry had a little trouble with her skirt

Katy Perry and her fiance Russell Brand had lunch in Silverlake yesterday, and as Katy got into her car, the wind blew her flimsy little skirt up. And so I saved all the pictures in an excited tizzy, and then published them on the internet. On a somewhat related topic, my dad went to an Ivy league school and was a Marine Corp fighter pilot. And now you know why my parents tell their friends I died in Tower 1 on 9/11....read more

Jessica Alba forgot something

Jessica Alba had a rooftop photo shoot in LA yesterday, and when she stood near the edge you could kind of see up her dress. But not enough to see anything great. It was pretty disappointing. In fact, considering what was at stake, I don't think it's unmanly to admit that I cried for over an hour. (image source = fame)read more

Naomi Campbell forgot something

Ever wanted to see Naomi Campbells gash? Yeah me neither. And yet, here she is with Sarah Ferguson in Sardegna, Italy, bending over in a short skirt with no panties on. Luckily these are all from the back. She's an evil monster. Knowing this mean bitch, her vagina probably has snapping jaws that comes out of it like the Queens mouth in Alien. (source = inf daily)read more

Snookis naked ass is as bad as it sounds

Are you just sitting there at work because you couldn't think of a good fake excuse and you're not sick? I've got a better idea. Open these pictures. Snookis naked ass will take care of that. (image source = splash news online)read more

Tara Reid forgot something

Tara Reid got drunk and exposed her vagina in a brand new location last night, this time in Saint-Tropez, France, which is exciting news unless you know who Tara Reid is. For the rest of us, the only way these could be any less of a turn on is if she started peeing. The only winner here was the panties she took off and threw away. (source = wenn)read more

It's a Paris Hilton upskirt, return to 2007

Paris and Nicky Hilton were in St. Tropez this weekend, acting like whores at some club filled with guineas and euro-trash. Paris had to be carried out by the time she was done, but while building up to that she got on a makeshift stage and essentially fingered herself. And I don't mean she implicated herself in a crime, I mean she hiked up her skirt and started rubbing her poison vagina while straddling a portable...read more

this was almost a Jennifer Aniston upskirt

Jennifer Aniston is in the UK this week to promote her new perfume sarcastically named Lovalie, and last night while on her way to the restaurant C London she got out of her car in a short skirt and the rest is kind of self explanatory. Thankfully you can't actually see her dusty, unloved vagina. Based on the way she repels any man who dates her there's probably some curse that turns you to stone if you look at it....read more