Victoria Silvstedt Doesn’t Take Vacations

By Lex June 10, 2015 @ 12:42 PM

Victoria Silvstedt Flashes Her Bare Cheeks at Eden Roc
If you can see Victoria Silvstedt’s ass, she’s on the clock. The occupation of expensive trophy girlfriend has some kind of shelf life between NFL running back and Andy Cohen’s muscular bathing assistants. Not many are making it to thirty, let alone forty. It’s been seventeen years now since Silvstedt was named Playmate of the Year and fucking people because it felt good. It’s twilight of the career time. Nobody’s going to think less of you for PEDs. A-Rod’s breaking all the records. Manage the latent hair growth around your chakras and apologize to Congress. You’ve got one mouth to feed.

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Britney Spears Has Soccer Mom Panties

By Lex April 07, 2014 @ 4:00 PM

Britney Spears Flashes Her Panties At Her Kids Soccer Game In Woodland Hills
$200 won’t even get you this kind of view with Britney at her provocatively boring show in Vegas. So pay attention kids playing the world’s most popular sport that nobody in this country gives a shit about. You’re getting premium seating attraction. There was a time when Britney wouldn’t be caught dead wearing underwear. Not showing her son’s teammates the primordial goo from whence she pushed his cranium into this world seems like a very grown up step for Britney. I guess even crazy people mature into slightly more socially responsible crazy people.

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Kelly Brook Wears a Short Dress So You Can See Her Crotch

By Ellis Red February 28, 2013 @ 1:45 PM

Girls who wear short dresses simply get more attention from guys than girls who do not. If fashion designers weren’t almost entirely chicks and gay dudes, there’d be no need to discuss what hem line length was in from season to season, because every season would be ‘as short as fucking possible’.

You can’t hide shit in a short dress, a girl can’t even hide her crotch when she’s climbing in and out of cars, especially if she has some meat in the ass that rides that sucker up. It’s a brave choice. It often goes horribly wrong. On Kelly Brook, it’s all good.

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oh hey Erin Heatherton whats goin on

By brendon December 21, 2012 @ 2:12 PM

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Would it be a good idea for Erin Heatherton, Leonardo DiCaprios ex, to take a break from her Victorias Secret shoot in Miami and climb up on a ledge about eye level while wearing a skirt? Yes, it turns out that would be a terrific idea.

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its Anne Hathaway, her vagina at the Les Mis premiere

By brendon December 11, 2012 @ 4:19 PM

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I don’t know if that SUV was that high on purpose, but if I was a producer and there was some famous hot girl in my movie, everyone would arrive at the premiere by monster truck or zip line.

(images of hathaway at mondays premiere of ‘les miserables’ in nyc = splash, getty)

its Courteney Cox, a really short skirt

By brendon November 29, 2011 @ 4:48 PM

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Courteney Cox went to Spago in Beverly Hills last night, and when she got into her car you could kind of see her panties. Which is noteworthy if for no other reason than it’s one of the few stories today that won’t get the “dead people” tag. If Ashton Kutcher can’t get over Demi Moore he should start dating Courteney, because they look almost identical, and Ashton Kutcher is a moron.

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