Karlie Kloss Apologizes For Yellow Face

Supermodel Karlie Kloss apologized for appearing in Vogue's Diversity Issue wearing a kimono, a Geisha outfit, and dressing as a Sumo wrestler. She was immediately and predictably lambasted for participating in cultural appropriation. This has to be trolling.  read more

Taylor Swift Looks Different

Vogue magazine pitched Taylor Swift on a day in the real life of Taylor Swift piece. Swift approved and randomly picked the day she was going to be the maid of honor and sing at her childhood friend's wedding. It's unclear if the childhood friend is real or a super cute... read more

Kim Kardashian Gets Her Vogue Cover

Vogue not so fetching editor Anna Wintour pretends to be the immovable object, but she isn't. She's just a creepy looking neighbor lady with a bad haircut who you discover wasn't just selling Mary Kay out of her the back of her Kia. Kim Kardashian greatly wanted her... read more

The New York Daily News Spooges Over Vogue Spooging Over Lena Dunham

Obviously, Lena Dunham is a hella sexy beast. Just look at that modern day Mama Cass splayed across the bed like the world's most sticky throw rug. According to the New York Daily News columnist Zayda Rivera, that's not all you simply can't deny about Lena: There's no... read more

Swanepoel Means Sex in Spanish (VIDEO)

I think chick magazines are better in foreign countries. I've glanced at my fair share of U.S. ladies magazines. Every time I get a molar crowned at the dentist I'm perusing a female picture book, because men's magazines long since went off the politically correct... read more