WEEKEND BOX OFFICE - The Hangover is the first movie of the summer to be number 1 two weeks in a row, adding 33m to its 105m total. Up was second with 30m (187m total), and Pelham 1 2 3 opened in one two third with 25m. Hopefully Zach Galifianakis will now be the huge star he deserves to be. It would also be terrific if this somehow led to Kate Beckinsale letting me nail her in the ass. (source = Variety)
BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE - gave 1 million dollars to a children’s hospital in Pitts home state of Missouri. The cancer center there will be renamed the Jane Pitt Pediatric Cancer Center, in honor of Brads mom. And the psyche ward, specializing in obsession and paranoid delusion, will be renamed in honor of Brads ex-wife. Zing! (e! online)
ANNA PAQUIN - went topless on last nights episode of True Blood. And this time I can prove it. Not like all those times before, when I would lie about having topless pictures of Anna Paquin on True Blood to sound like a big shot. (full size NSFW version here, slightly brighter uhq copy here)
When Zach Galifianakis tells Natalie Portman that he’s got, “a bigger dick than that”, does he mean the dogs dick or the dog itself? Because if he means the entire dog, I bet Natalie was like, “oh really…” And they they’d do it.
Normally, everything Zach Galifianakis does is really really funny, but this is heartbreaking. Hot tubs are supposed to bring friends together, not tear us apart. Please, please just turn it down. (and yes this is a real commercial for absolut vodka)
<a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e8e4424115" mce_href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e8e4424115">Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis</a> on <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/" mce_href="http://www.funnyordie.com/">FunnyOrDie.com</a> If some Hollywood star starts telling you that their brother has been real sick lately, Zach Galifianakis is right, you should interrupt and ask if they're ticklish, and then force them to tickle your thigh. Because that way you don't have to hear anymore about their stupid ass brother.
