Zach Galifianakis Gets Unfatted And Shit Around The Web

Hairy man-child Zach Galifianikis has lost a ton of weight and now looks like a normal human and not a fattie fattie boombatty. This is a bad career move. How can you be the funny fat guy if you are skinny? Lean into it and die young like John Candy, Chris Farley, and John Belushi. Hollywood is going to be looking for a new funny fatty. You can reach me on the site. (TMZ) Volleyball star Abby Champion wears a skimpy...read more

Zach Galifianakis Lookalike Raking It In

Thaddeus Kalinoski hadall but given up on life. He got fat, stopped shaving, then he realized people thought it was hilarious he looked like Zach Galifianakis in The Hangover, who bears a striking resemblance to every other character Galifianakis has played. At this point Kalinoski moved to Atlantic City and became a professional 'Alan' from The Hangover impersonator which earned him dozens of crinkly dollars. Then he...read more

Zach Galifianakis makes fun of more Oscar nominees

In the first of these two videos for 'Between Two Ferns', Zach Galifianakis interviewed Jennifer Lawrence, Anne Hathaway, Christoph Waltz, Naomi Watts and Amy Adams about the Academy Awards, and here he talks to Bradley Cooper, Jessica Chastain, and Sally Field, and unlike a lot of talk show hosts who have to make a joke out of everything, Zach really holds a mirror up to these phonies and exposes them for the liars...read more

Wednesday headlines

THE HANGOVER 3 - is already in development, and Zach Galafianakis says the story will center around his character getting sprung from a mental institution. In other words, expect to see his ass in a hospital gown. (rolling stone) SALT 2 - could be on the way now that Angelina Jolie has agreed to do it and Sony has hired Kurt Wimmer to write a script. Might I suggest showing her ass in a hospital gown. (mtv) SIENNA...read more

January Jones is sort of a bitch

The reason you always hear nice stories about people like Tom Hanks and Sandra Bullock and bitchy stories about Jennifer Aniston is because Tom Hanks and Sandra Bullock are nice and Jennifer Aniston is a bitch. It's not some conspiracy. Everyone in Hollywood didn't meet in a secret mansion one night and agree to spread crazy stories about some random person for no reason. So with that in mind, here's another story...read more

Friday morning headlines

BRADLEY COOPER - was NOT one of the cast members who complained about Mel Gibson and got him kicked off 'Hangover 2', and only E! is giving credit/blame to anyone but Zach Galifianakis (they say it was Warner Brothers management). Nobody likes a tattle tale, Zach. (e!, tmz) CHRISTINA AGUILERA - says daily life is a struggle since deciding to get a divorce, and refuses to address any rumors of infidelity. "Out of...read more

Zach Galifianakis got Mel Gibson kicked off Hangover 2

The last time Mel Gibson gave a performance, it was theater of the mind, audio only, and his character was telling his girlfriend he was gonna kill her and bury her in his rose garden. Gibsons next role was supposed to be in 'the Hangover 2', which star Zach Galifianakis was less than happy about, according to New York Magazine. During a podcast for Comedy Death Ray, Zach said... "But a movie you're acting in, you...read more

'the hangover' is now on bluray

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tuesday morning headlines

ZACH GALIFIANAKIS - has a new episode of ‘Between Two Ferns', this time with Andy Richter and Conan O'Brien. Anything I write here will look dumb compared to even the smallest thing Zach and Andy do in this, so I'm giving up except to say fuck them both. (funny or die) JESSICA ALBA - has written an article about her trip to DC last week. She says she went, "to pound the pavement and talk about education for the...read more

Monday morning headlines

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE - The Hangover is the first movie of the summer to be number 1 two weeks in a row, adding 33m to its 105m total. Up was second with 30m (187m total), and Pelham 1 2 3 opened in one two third with 25m. Hopefully Zach Galifianakis will now be the huge star he deserves to be. It would also be terrific if this somehow led to Kate Beckinsale letting me nail her in the ass. (source = Variety) BRAD PITT...read more

natalie is between two ferns

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns When Zach Galifianakis tells Natalie Portman that he's got, "a bigger dick than that", does he mean the dogs dick or the dog itself? Because if he means the entire dog, I bet Natalie was like, "oh really…" And they they'd do it.read more

I THINK IT MIGHT BE TOO HOT

Normally, everything Zach Galifianakis does is really really funny, but this is heartbreaking. Hot tubs are supposed to bring friends together, not tear us apart. Please, please just turn it down. (and yes this is a real commercial for absolut vodka)read more

ZACH GALIFIANAKIS IS HELPING

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