Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are trying to arrange private soccer lessons for their adopted five-year-old son Maddox with David Beckham. Maddox is said to have “shown promise“ after attending the David Beckham Soccer Academy in L.A. The Sun UK says:
Now Brad, 42, wants the ex-England captain, 31, to give his adopted son extra training. A source said: “Brad has asked if there is any chance of David giving a one-on-one tutorial.” It is another master step by Becks and wife Victoria, 32, as they make more inroads into the Hollywood society. They are pals with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and are rumoured to want to move to LA when David retires.
Is it really a good idea for the kid to have so many awesome experiences while he’s five. Is there anywhere to go from here but down. By the time he’s 16 he’s going be lighting hitchhikers on fire just to see if he can still feel. Ironically, this is the kind of dude who ends up in fight clubs. Good thinkin Brad.
“Shows promise”? Who doesnt show promise at 5? At that age girls are just as good as boys at sports and sometimes even better. When I was 5 I lost a tug of war battle to a girl who smaller then me for chirst sake. Now that I think about it that sngle event in my life might be responsible for me not being a millionare by the age of 21 like it was supposed to be!! DAMN ITTTT!!
Yeah, you know Beckham and his harpie wife will do it. They would suck no end of cock to get some Hollywood exposure.
Yeah, so he’ll be able to grow up to be a spoiled, overrated twat who can’t kick with his left foot. Good luck with that, ya little cream puff.
Paul pretty much said it all.
Brad and Angelina are showing extremely good judgement in making sure that Maddox learns a proper sport, like Football (known as ’soccer’ in USA). Other proper sports are Rugby and Cricket. This is a signifanct improvement over putting him through silly sports like Basketball (based on an English game known as Netball, which is only played by pre-teen girls), Baseball (which is based on the English game of Rounders, which is not played beyond middle-school level) or than learning a really stupid sport like American ‘Football’, which is more commonly known as “Girlie Rugby”, because the players wear excess padding to avoid boo boos and have to stop every 15 seconds to catch their breaths.
To: mgbrit, I would love to see you make an attempt to last 5 mins in an NFL game. Hell you would not last 5 mins in a College game. A lot of rugby players do not have long careers, most NFL playes do. And even with their “excess padding” serious injuries still occur in the NFL. I love it when someone shows their true ignorance when it comes to sports they do not understand.
Posh could give me lessons on love.
is basketball really based on an english game or is that guy just being british?
It’s all a cover. Brad and Angelina, David and Posh, Tom and Katie - all swapping. That’s why they’re all suddenly hangin out all the time.
“Pals with…” what the hell do they talk about? Oh, that’s right. Their mutant-X kids…Can’t wait for that Posh movie career. Maybe a non-animated role in “A Bug’s Life 2″?
No Shit,Huh?
why is there a giant crack in her lip all the time? can’t she pump collagen in there? i wonder if maddox is jealous he never got to breast feed like shiloh.
Why not get him the one-on-one lessons when he’s actually old enough to put them to use? … David > “Alright there Maddox, here’s how to bend a 30yd cross like I do” … Maddox > “Mommy!”
MGbrit:
Not everything was invented by some English Putz ya fuckin idiot.
Perhaps you should dedicate more time to reading or even…dare i say it, brush your teeth?
to MG brit - listen you gnarley toothed,wienie smooching ass clown limey, if it were not for us unrefined and obtuse Americans, you’d be posting to this in German. Take a bath so you don’t smell as bad as Chris Martin, ya hump
Then after teaching him cricket, they’ll teach him how to perform reach-arounds. Its the natural progression of things. He’ll be drinking tea with his pinky in the air and chomping on crumpets. Later he can purchase some shorts that are eight sizes too small, so he can practice rugby, while standing in a giant circle holding on to all of the other hairy men. When will the entirety of the English male population finally come out of the closet?
mcbrit….i have yet to see a rugby player as fast and as strong as say Ray Lewis…however, I would love to see that rugby player take a hit from mr. ray lewis and actually get up from that hit…I am willing to bet all of my assets that in fact mr.rugby player will be in a hospital with either a broken rib, separated shoulder, concussion or all of the above
ROTFLMAO! Okay, to answer some of the questions…
USA has worse oral health than the UK, according to the World Health Organisation’s latest data. This must have something to do with nationalised medicine http://www.whocollab.od.mah.se/countriesalphab.html. Secondly, UK would not be speaking German - if you recall, the Brits beat back the Germans during the Battle For Britain. Goering received two black eyes and Hitler turned to easier targets.
Re. Rugby to American Football crossovers - you see just as few coming from Football to Rugby - the sports are essentially different.
Re. me playing American Football - I can and I have. I played Rugby until just a few years ago and enjoyed a few football games in my time, but it really didn’t cut it for me.
Re. All Englishmen being closet gay - keep thinking this and meanwhile we’ll continue to steal your best women. Me - I married the Homecoming Queen. P.S. Crumpets are delicious, especially with melted butter - you should try them sometime.
And guys….for goodness sake - allow me some parady and humour sometimes - owned.
And guys….for goodness sake - allow me some parody and humour sometimes - owned.