The Mirror UK says that Nicole Kidman is pregnant and due to give birth to her first child this spring. Kidman married singer Keith Urban six months ago and has been plagued by pregnancy rumors ever since, but the paper says this time it's real and an official announcement will be made shortly. According to The Mirror:
Our source says, "Miss Kidman certainly isn't hiding the changes in her body now and seems to be very comfortable with them. Any woman seeing her now up close can't help but notice she is a mum-to-be." … While they were married, Nicole, 39, and Tom (Cruise) adopted two children after apparently failing to conceive.
So good news for everyone who believes in the conspiracy theories surrounding the birth of Suri Cruise, the rumors that Tom is not Suri's father, or at least that Suri wasn't conceived naturally. There's a better chance of Tom getting pregnant naturally than Katie. Personally, I don't think Tom's gay, I just think he's weird and so childlike stupid, he could figure out time travel faster than he could sex with a girl. Katie could be lying on the bed in some sexy bra and panties and the room lit with sexy candles and Tom would walk in from the bathroom wearing a helmet made from legos and then try to shove his penis into her foot.
(note - Kidman sure doesn't look pregnant in these pictures from last week)
The skinny bitch will finally get some boobs and maybe an ass to go with them boobs.
She was SO hot when she was young….what a shame. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’d bang her, but I’d also ass tag the Queen of England if you offered up enough cash. Heh, and you’ve gotta know that Kidman isn’t offering op any “oral”. Stretching out her lips might cause the staples behind her ears to give out and cause her face to explode in a horrible mass of botox/cologen/old-lady-skin. It’s look like a cross betweek “Doom”, “Scanners”, and “Little Oral Annie”.
and the baby will be named casper
i think the bigger question is: if this kid is Keith Urban’s, how the hell will she fit its freakishly swollen head thru her mommy-hole?
Awesome work, Nic..congrats. Though, I wonder if she feels like she wasted those years in a failed celebrity relatonship to a no talent midget whose sperm (if he even has testicles) have been so retarded by L. Ron’s ‘Engram’ machine that they now swim in circles? Scientologists believe that alcoholism is genetic…or because of an evil pixie sitting on your left shoulder, I can’t remember; the point is that Tom will probably rant to the ‘Today Show’ again about how Conor and Isabella won’t be allowed to play with this new non-Xenu approved spawn. I look forward to it.
Yes, T-Bird, the baby should be named “Casper” after its mother…middle name “Closet” after its father. Casper Closet…I kinda like that.
“Any woman seeing her now up close can’t help but notice…” What, are men too stupid to notice if a woman has a belly?
This poltergeist is really looking her age in these pics. She is 107 right?
Actually if she walks nude in front of a light, you can see the little zygote in there. Maybe that’s why she gave up “hiding it”.
Whenever the words “Our source” appear in a British rag it usually means “The rest of what follows is complete fucking bullshit”. You can’t even trust the tabloids to get the date right. And I thought botters were supposed to be rampant. If Tom Cruise is so gay how come not one member of the homosexualists has admitted to having their balls sucked by the so called crafty butcher?
Tony, Tony Tony….they DO!!! In fact, the chorus is so loud you can barely hear the screaming from Oprah’s couch. From my POV, it doesn’t matter. The REAL story here is that Tom is slowly turning into one of those space alien type things Stephen King wrote about in “The Tommyknockers”! That is the real promise of Scientology. Also, ‘homosexualist’ is a low brow term typically used by low brow sources…like British tabloids, Fox News and Rush Limbaugh…and well….
Think of all the money they’ll save on sonograms! KU will just stand behind her holding a cigarette lighter and the doc will stand on the other side and try to see if there’s a stem on the apple!
Wow, she actually looks moderately good for a change, as opposed to the scary f**kin’ mess that we usually see.
That’s Re… That’s Retard….. Dammit, I can’t do it. Compared to every celeb posted today Nicole is the paragon of intelligence.
LoRider that was fantastic. Well she doesn’t look pregnant because she’s wearng black and I’m sure that’s no accident. She does however look heavier in her face than I’ve ever seen her. Besides if she’s not due til spring you wouldn’t expect her to be enormous anyway. A helmet made from legos - priceless.
She is so beautiful it’s painful, seriously. I don’t know what you people are talking about. I mean, she’s no match for Alice the snorg tees girl, but then again, who is?
I once serviced Nicole in front of Tom in their trailer on the set of “Eyse Wide Shut”. She chose position #29 “the Snake” from my repertoire. Tom cried the whole time. Nicole kept calling me daddy. Buy my book for more juicy details…..
Dude, I love you but I actually have to totally disagree on this one! First, come on, Tom is totally gay!! And sterile!! (I heard he had a bad ongoing case of syphilis in his early years that left him sterile.) And Nichole looks preggers to me in these pics…she actually looks normal sized, which for her is a big change! And look at her thighs…they look a little drumstick like…she’s put on baby weight in the ol’ thighs. And her face is different…not just the botox or whatever Catherine Zeta Jones got similarly done.
I swear to God I’m not the father.
P.S. Is that a cameltoe in the first photo?
P.P.S. I think her face is a little Christie Brinkleyish in the last one.
Nicole’s face has looked scary for years. Way to many lifts, tucks and pulls. The fact she could not get pregnant from dear Tommie in 8 years but in a year with Keith is ready to go should say something about Suri and the magic Tom baby club eh?