TOM CRUISE IS SEXY - I hope it doesn’t sound like I’m bragging, but I’m fuckin hot, so I know sexy when I see it, and Tom Cruise is sexier than ever. He could totally be a plus-sized model. (more pictures over on Splash)
EVERYONE HATES PARIS HILTON - Page Six says that Paris Hilton probably bought the giant (and fake) “engagement ring” she’s been sporting lately to fuel speculation that on-again/off-again boyfriend Stavros Niarchos has proposed to her. The fact is that Stavors probably never will, because his family hates her.
"They refused to meet her last year when Paris and Stavros had dated for a while. Paris even followed him and his family to Hawaii, where they go every New Year's, and they still wouldn't meet her. They think she's tacky."
Hm. I wonder if Paris would believe me if I told her I have a magic donkey that will make Stavros' family fall in love with her. And I'll sell it for a million dollars. And then Paris will barge into their house with the donkey and say, "Love Donkey - DO YOUR STUFF!" I figure there's at least a 98 percent she'll believe me.
DAKOTA FANNING IS DEFENSIVE - 12-year-old Dakota Fanning is defending her latest movie which has come under fire because of a scene where she is raped. To recap, Dakota Fanning is 12. She says, "I don't think that anybody should be talking about it yet because nobody's seen it yet, you know? . . . It's a wonderful film, and I'm really proud to be in it. I can't wait for people to see it."
Whore.
Ha! Ha! Tubby Tom has bitch tits!
And I don’t care what anyone says, 12 year olds getting repeatedly raped is HOT! Rawwrrr!
I laughed so hard that I am tearing up… I can’t believe you called that 12 year old girl a “Whore”. I thought I was the only prick to do such things.
She gets raped in “Charlotte’s Web”? That’s disgusting…hmm, any chance of bestiality scenes too?
A magical love donkey? Brendon - you are on your way to becoming the next world’s richest person
can you say Phil Mickelson
Where did Kate Moss go?
what happened to the belugas?
Why does Katie Holmes always wear those huge lame-ass sunglasses? is she like a fly or something?
“I don’t think that anybody should be talking about it yet because nobody’s seen it yet, you know?” I think Dakota is right. I mean, come on, how can you criticize something you haven’t seen… it might be a really touching and beautiful rape scene.
what happened to the topless zombie?
it does seem like tom has got some man boob-osity going on. well, the nigga is like 45, aint he?
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Yeah, where did the topless, bow-legged, big-footed, 12 year old boy zombie go?
Kate Moss must have threatened Brendon with a tainted needles while wielding a broken vodka bottle.
Bitch tits? Magical donkey? Twelve year old whore? Sounds like the tag line for Shrek 3. Though I must admit that the “whore” tag line had me choke on my water. Too funny.
It’s damn nice of Tom to pick his wife up from her little league soccer game on his way home from overeaters anonymous. Haha. See, he’s old. And fat. ..No you shut up. They can’t all be winners ok? Your mother. Let’s hear your comeback for that.
Wow, Tom’s daughter plays a lot of soccer. Can you say, ‘LESBIAN’! It’s funny cos it’s true.
I really love Dakota Fanning (not in a going to prison way). She’s probably my favorite child actress of the last decade or two. Fuck Culkin and his stupid ass.
That’s where you are wrong Data. Dustin Diamond is twice the actor that Dakota will ever be.
well if you missed seeing the naked zombie heres a link
http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1669
Wow, the minute I start bitching about the skinniness around here, I get a fat story. ‘Be careful of what you wish for’, I guess.