01.17.2007 CAMERON DIAZ IS CRAZY, UGLY

Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake ended their three year relationship last week and Cameron reportedly isn't handling it very well.  Timberlake ducked into the Beverly Hills Hilton when he saw her working the red carpet at the Golden Globes Monday night but couldn't avoid her at the shows after parties.  Word is she saw him talking to Jessica Biel with a few drinks and she pretty much lost it.  Page Six says:

Diaz followed Timberlake to the In Style party at the Hilton Oasis, where "they had an awkward conversation."  She then trailed Timberlake to the Beverly Hilton rooftop for the Universal party, where she found him chatting up Biel - and screamed at the "Illusionist" star. "If that's how she wants to get him back, it won't work," said our insider. "She's desperate."

Well no kidding she's desperate.  She's a damn monster.  She should get handicapped parking she's so ugly, yet she somehow tricked Justin Timberlake (who is 9 years younger) into dating her.  No one is quite sure how.  Probably drugs and magic.

(55) Comments

  1. Hater 01/17/2007 11:26

    Fugly Bugly Sugly

  2. Korendil 01/17/2007 11:29

    God, I think I just puked up in my mouth.

  3. Jim 01/17/2007 11:30

    She is fucking repugnant. And the weird thing is, she’s annoying too. Justin needs to do a better job of hiring beards.

  4. slip 01/17/2007 11:31

    if you keep putting up this picture we will stop looking! i can’t take it.

  5. brian 01/17/2007 11:32

    I used to have a ventriloquist dummy that looked exactly like that. U think…..naw, couldn’t be.

  6. bryce 01/17/2007 11:33

    Could you be, the most beautiful girl in the world? NO!

  7. perfectcircle 01/17/2007 11:35

    OOOOOOO, that’s awkward. Judging though, and since I am actually a judge of these things, based on her looks most things that she does are awkward. At the same time though, a closet homosexual like Justin is a great catch and I can see why all these girls turn to crap afterwards.

  8. bryce 01/17/2007 11:36

    Cammy needs to work on her stalking technique. You don’t follow them in public screaming at them. You hide in their wardrobe, and spike their late night drink. That way when they pass out you can still get naked and fuck/cuddle in bed like a real couple. Then slip out before the morning when the drugs wear off and they are none the wiser…

  9. Sasha 01/17/2007 11:40

    Why do people this fugly and talent-free get to make millions of dollars in Hollywood and pollute my television screen? I had thought that the whole deal with being a movie star is that you don’t need to be smart or have talent, but you had to be hot. This chick falls in the ever-growing category of none of the above.

  10. T-bird 01/17/2007 11:44

    her face is shaped like the green goblin from spiderman.

  11. BFD 01/17/2007 11:45

    Justin Trousersnake ain’t exactly Brad F’n Pitt people. Ugly Ducklings of a feather ugly-it-up together.

  12. PollyAnna 01/17/2007 11:45

    I know that is a really scary picture, but I just can’t look away. It’s like looking at one of those “How many things can you find that are wrong with this picture” pictures from the Highlights magazine I got when I was a kid. Except that this would give little kids nightmares.

  13. Ed04 01/17/2007 11:46

    She hooked him in by being blonde and hot. Once upon a time she was the best. Her descent into ugliness became an avalanche when she went dark. Probably because any more dye in her hair would have called baldness.

    But she always had a big set of teeth that you wanted to punch out of her mouth. Wanna know who else is ugly? Angelina Jolie. Fuck that muscley bitch, her and her novelty head and stupid fucking ’stick me to a car window’ lips. HATE that woman.

  14. Fabiola 01/17/2007 11:48

    Her make-up person must HATE her. Why else would he/she let Cam go to to the Globes looking like The Joker?

  15. Kurt01 01/17/2007 11:49

    I wonder if she can take a fist

  16. T-bird 01/17/2007 11:52

    i guess cameron didn’t hear justin. he said he was “bringing sexy back”. in order to have room for sexy you have to get rid of fugly. the two can’t co-exist. it’s like that damn hairy mole on cindy crawford’s face.

  17. isaac 01/17/2007 12:05

    You know, I tried to warn you all when that movie, “Something About Mary” came out and you were all hard up for her. I told you, “This bitch will eat your children”. But, OH NO! How could you say such things, she’s hot, bla bla bla. Look at that fugly bitch. I wouldn’t fuck her with Tyler’s dick.

  18. Korendil 01/17/2007 12:05

    Cameron Diaz has never been attractive, IMO. She’s always looked like a muppet. If I had a team of hairdressers, make up artists, personal trainers, and airbrushers I could do movies and model too…anyone could.

  19. 01/17/2007 12:13

    What is wrong with you people? She is one hot piece of ass. I’ll bet she gives amazing head with those slip-n-slide lips.

  20. Michelle04 01/17/2007 12:13

    i think dorothy’s house just landed on her

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