DINA LOHAN IS FRIENDLY

Is it any wonder Lindsay Lohan is a damn mess.  Her mom Dina is even more of a train wreck than she is.  Todays Page Six says:

(Dina was) spotted in a "really short dress and boots," made some fellow diners at Kobe Club lose their appetites Wednesday night. A guy sitting next to Dina was "all over her," we're told. "Dina had a napkin in her lap and hiked up her dress," our source says. "The guy put his hand under her napkin … It went on for like five minutes."

At least she had the decency to wear a dress.  She probably wanted to wear Daisy Dukes and some mirrored cop sunglasses.  She probably thinks she’s some hot MILF, when in reality you could get a hotter piece of ass by calling the phone number on a bathroom wall.  Especially if you call the one that says “for a hot time call Brendon”.