Is it any wonder Lindsay Lohan is a damn mess. Her mom Dina is even more of a train wreck than she is. Todays Page Six says:
(Dina was) spotted in a "really short dress and boots," made some fellow diners at Kobe Club lose their appetites Wednesday night. A guy sitting next to Dina was "all over her," we're told. "Dina had a napkin in her lap and hiked up her dress," our source says. "The guy put his hand under her napkin … It went on for like five minutes."
At least she had the decency to wear a dress. She probably wanted to wear Daisy Dukes and some mirrored cop sunglasses. She probably thinks she’s some hot MILF, when in reality you could get a hotter piece of ass by calling the phone number on a bathroom wall. Especially if you call the one that says “for a hot time call Brendon”.
fingerbanged during dinner! thats hot!
Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
classy!
From the picture shown above I would definitely go for some mother/daughter action, if LL knew I even existed. By not knowing that I exist I mean because she is frequently into a comatic state from drugs, booze and 10000 cigarettes while running down the street in bikinis in a paranoid frenzy. If she was straight and saw me, she’d be like, woah! HOT!
AGREED. MOTHER/DAUGHTER FOR ME PLEASE!
Only five minutes? She’s quick.
Dunno. Based on this pic, out of one I’d give her one. And that hotdog/hallway gag is family guy.
just disgusting.
Brian, He just has skills.
id do the both of them you know it would be hot
I’m gonna fingerbang bang you into my life!
Ed, that joke pre-dates Family Guy. I first heard it on Saturday Night Live about ten years ago.
From what I know of the Lohan family, I think it would be more like throwing a safety pin into the chunnel.
To add, it’s a good thing that the napkin was there. I mean, we’ve all heard the slogan, “finger lickin’ good” but the problem is what you do with all of the grease on your hands afterwards?
You can totally tell she is living off of Lindsay. She was a waitress before her daughter started whoring it out.
The photog behind them looks like he’s about to lose his lunch.
I need to see a full body pic before deciding if I can do a mom/daughter deal.
i mean, her dad is a mess, her mom is a mess, and since shes an “actress”, shes been treated like royalty and had excuses made for her her entire life, and we wonder why ll is such a moronic mess. oh well, fuck her.
Superb, she’s obviously the queen bee of sluts. When you get to her age and your still being finger fucked at dinner i have nothing but admiration. On the down side its in the genes so we’ll still be reading shit about lindsay in 20 years.
Agreed Rudiger. There’s never been too much originality on Family Guy. They generally stick too ripping of the Simpsons, and Southpark. As for the Lohans…. like mother like daughter.
Rudibega, That joke pre-dates SNL also. Etymology research identifies its first use near 1560 as “Jolly Russian tartar consumed by west wing abyss!”