Us.com says that Katie Holmes has spent hours in tears with friend Victoria Beckham because Tom Cruise is making her life miserable. Sources say:
"Katie has been crying over the phone. She's frustrated. Tom is denying her every single thing. Once, Katie and Victoria talked on the phone for four hours."
Which must be annoying for Cruise because it means he's getting the voice mail when he calls Victoria as he tries to badger her and husband David Beckham into joining his sham religion:
"Victoria is sick and tired of Tom being on her back about Scientology. Victoria is an old-fashioned British woman who believes in God. She finds it quite rude that Tom is bugging her so much. Not too long ago, Tom left 18 messages in one hour to get them to join the church. When she says no, she means no."
Well, actually 18 messages in one hour really isn't that many. Wait, there are 900 minutes in an hour, right? Oh, okay, never mind. I guess it is a lot. But it's really really important. Tom Cruise is just trying to help. One day soon, Tom Cruise will be on the ramp of a spaceship, waving goodbye to all of us on earth who didn't clear our engrams, wearing a silver jumpsuit with an X across his chest. Where's your "God" now Victoria? Not in a silver jumpsuit with Tom Cruise, I'll tell you that.
Yes, yes he is.
Evil Malcom Norris - you’re kidding about Thandie Newton right? Forgetting her body…you really think she’s pretty? really?
yuck
I’d still screw him. YUM
And I might add- I’ll join his cult if he pays me to. If someone could just be so kind as to pass that along. THX
posting ‘tom cruise is fuckin’ crazy’ is like saying john travolta is gay. it’s obvious and it’s boring.
Differentiable has stopped ranting about that crappy movie to have hallucinations about Thandie Newton and John Norris? Good to know. I ‘on’t know about you, but if I were leaving on a spaceship, I’d rather have Lady Becks than Ditzy Katie any day…
It’s not like Skeletor needs money for food or anything. She should give her money away to the crazy gang.
Fake tits and ‘pouting’ lessons! How could I forget…
Tom just wants to shag Victoria, plain and simple.
Tom Cruise is gay. That’s why he joined scientology to “fix him”. Actually everyone covered on this site could be put into the sentence ______________ IS FUCKIN’ CRAZY
We all knew deep down that Dawson was the one for her. Silly little girl with the lazy eye.
isn’t any one of you in here the least bit intrigued by scientology? not in the least?
Every celeb I’ve heard of involved in Scientology looks like they could be an alien. Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, Tom Cruise, etc… I’ll bet if you blasted them with a shoulder missile they would just splatter apart and then their body parts would slowly ooze back together.
katie holmes is really kind of a dipshit, innit?
Holy shit, the Beckhams must have been looking forward to the hollywood lifestyle. Never in their wildest dreams did they think it’d turn into Cape Fear. Seriously that fucking nutter Cruise sounds like the Cable Guy right now..
^ lol Cape Fear with the Cruise… They could live together in his ‘compound’ and it’d be like Pacific Heights…
piss-flaps! I wrote a large prose slating scientology and it didn’t post. Double piss-flaps because for once in my life it was quite witty
If someone offered me a couple of million a year for life to marry Tom, I’d think I could resist the brainwashing too. I’d be wrong though, just like Katie :-( “Nana-nana-nana: LEADER! Nana-nana-nana: LEADER!”
11:39 “isn’t any one of you in here the least bit intrigued by scientology? not in the least?” absolutely not! its a fraternity/sorority and a cult all mixed together except without the poisoned punch. which cruise needs to start sippin!