The Us Magazine cover story this week goes inside the marriage of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. And by "goes inside" I mean "speculates wildly". US says:
Katie Holmes has hardly left Tom Cruise's side since they began dating in April 2005
However, that support has caused her grief. According to one Hollywood insider, the actress, who gave birth to daughter Suri last year, has been told by her husband to attend "mommy classes" taught by Scientologists.
Holmes now finds herself surrounded by fellow Scientologists.
From the time Holmes and Cruise began dating, the actress - who, pre-Cruise, did interviews without a publicist - has been assigned a Scientology "minder," whose job, according to a Scientology expert, is "to make sure that nothing is said or done that would be critical of the church."
In fact, virtually everyone on the couple's staff is a Scientologist. Says the source, "Everyone who works with Tom is technically minding Katie."
Wow, what a great guy! I wish I could marry him. Damn you Republicans!
haha!
That bitch needs to be kept in line. Someone needs to teach her how to speak out of the front of her mouth, opposed to the side.
The aliens make her do that.
They should stop making it so obvious and just go all the way: cut a hole in the bottom of her back, stick their Scientologist hands up her spine, and turn her into a KatiePuppet. Good for religious conclaves, movie junkets and birthday parties alike.
i can’t wait till the divorce and then she spills the beans about him walking around the house dressed like an alien christ
Whhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are borrrrrrrrrrrrring!
The God damn Germans got nothin to do with it!!
I love the bold on the title Brenden! Really makes it stick out!
Bitch got paid, and got what she deserved. All women have a price, Katie paid $1 million for her soul. Yay!
My asshole is more exciting than these two.
You have an evil alien cult living in your asshole? It does explain the smell and the noises… ;-)
Bryce, yes I do. They are called analtologist. For 14.95 pluh S&H I can send you a copy of my latest book.
I don`t think I`ll need that book Joe Blow. i might be setting myself up for something by saying that.
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ok this can not do breaks yet.
Ain’t this the old adage “Beware what you wish for because it might come true”.
He’s a fucking tool and she’s a fucking idiot.
Sounds like it’s time for Katie Holmes to pick out a pair of black Nikes, Heaven’s Gate-style.
David Koresh anyone?
aww… damn it!! Korendil beat me to the punch…