05.02.2007 IS KATIE LOOKING?

For the first time in almost two years, Katie Holmes is back at work and spending time away from Tom Cruise.  And sources say she basically walked toward the nearest living thing and started flirting with it.  MSNBC says:

 Katie Holmes has been “flirting” with her “Mad Money” co-star Adam Rothenberg…
“They shot a scene in which Adam wrapped his arms around Katie’s waist, then the two of them had an intimate discussion.  They lingered after the director said ‘cut,’ and it got everyone talking.”
Cruise’s rep insists that the “Top Gun” star isn’t worried.
“He is very confident in his relationship with Katie and supportive of her time working on the set,” she said.
“There’s definitely been some off-camera flirting,” the insider told the magazine.  “One day, Katie was touching Adam’s arm while they were talking, like girls do when they like somebody.”

Yeah this dude pretty much lucked out.  He's probably not even that great but he's alive and he's not Tom Cruise, so Katie's gonna bang him.  Whenever you see Katie do an interview, she talks like Tom is holding a gun to her ribs and he has her family tied up somewhere, so she's gonna use this time to go nuts.  It's like getting a dog from the pound.  Basically just don't take a swing at her and she'll fall in love.

picture source = SPLASH ONLINE



(53) Comments

  1. Otto Man 05/02/2007 11:01

    Wait, wait. You’re saying don’t take a swing at her? Hmmm.

  2. Cindy 05/02/2007 11:04

    Beard.

  3. NashSFA 05/02/2007 11:05

    she looks rather uncomfortable..

  4. bryce 05/02/2007 11:05

    She’s been brainwashed to obey any male who speaks to her with authority. All you have to do is order her to do something “Suck me off!” or “Kill the President!” and she snaps to it…

  5. Laylo 05/02/2007 11:05

    ok i totally missed the “beard” joke era apparently.

  6. Angela 05/02/2007 11:06

    Why does he have a beard?

  7. Ravener 05/02/2007 11:09

    “like girls do when they like somebody” Is that a fact? I didn’t know that! is that the reason for my lack of sex? I always tell them “why don’t you rest your hand in your own arm?”. Damn. DAMN.

  8. Shea Nasty 05/02/2007 11:09

    I’d like to take a swing at her. She’s got to have some good pussy to make a man that’s been banging Hollywood girls for years want to jump up and down on a couch live on national television.

  9. The Ghost of Deano 05/02/2007 11:10

    I wouldn’t touch her myself. There was a Hollywood rumor circulating years ago that the reason Cruise and his first wife never had children of their own was nto because Cruise is gay, but because Kidman wasn’t willing to take the risk of catching his um, herpes. Apparently Katie was, and probably regrets it now: Photos of her naaaasty outbreak of HSV1 in 2006.

  10. skinless chicken 05/02/2007 11:11

    are sleeveless muscle shirts coming back into style?? snap!

  11. Pedro! 05/02/2007 11:11

    One day she is going to whisper “help me” to someone and thats going to be the end of the scientology brainwash for good!

  12. Brian 05/02/2007 11:12

    Hump, Katie, hump!!!

  13. bryce 05/02/2007 11:14

    Nah, she’ll suck me off, then kill the President. Then kill herself. Operation: Bride of Xenu will have been a great sucess…

  14. bryce 05/02/2007 11:15

    And I have a beard. People say it’s ginger, but I prefer the term ‘auburn’.

  15. Juan 05/02/2007 11:15

    Adam whositberg? In the first photo I thought it was Quentin Tarantino. In the second pic he looks like Matthew Perry (in his skinny days). He’s a human chameleon!

    Katie? She looks pretty ragged. Must be all those Thetans trying to get out of her skull.

  16. Juan 05/02/2007 11:19

    She’s such a forlorn looking sad sack. I’d have to smack her and say “straighten up! Take control of your life! Be assertive, dammit!” But I’d have to make sure I don’t go to my “dark place” and KEEP smacking her and KEEP smacking her and…

    Cause then I’d wake up the next day and have to clean up all that blood, which is a royal pain in the ass.

    Not to say that has ever happened to me, of course.

  17. foo 05/02/2007 11:21

    She looks scared and the COS thugs are going to beat this guys ass
    Who really cares anyway,she went from a 9 to 3
    God fuck them all

  18. Angela 05/02/2007 11:28

    That nappy curly hair reminds me of Angelina Jolie’s fro.

  19. bryce 05/02/2007 11:29

    Do Scientologists have thugs? They seem to be more sinister than scary. I would think it’d be like a bunch of nerds and comic book guys. But then in a recent poll bryce was listed as the top cause of bed-wetting and anxiety among Spartans :-P

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