An 18-year-old, blue-eyed blond who claims to be a virgin has decided to get into porn and has chosen the stage name Katee Holmes. She will have sex for the first time in her first movie. This, predictably enough, is not sitting well with the more famous Katie Holmes and her husband Tom Cruise. Page Six says:
"It's a really cheap shot," a rep for the actress. Holmes' camp is weighing her possible recourse. A friend of Katie told us, "It's really kind of sleazy, using her name like that." A spokeswoman for Cruise said, "Obviously, Tom would support Katie in anything she decides to do about it."
Wow, some strong words here. Unfortunately they're directed at someone who wants to blow strangers on tape for 300 dollars. When someone dreams about a job that includes shoving things up her ass and washing semen out of her hair, name calling probably won't be enough to upset them.
(picture of Katee on the maybe nsfw AVN here)
Porn is good!
Cruise is a twat!
I heard about this on the Howard Stern Show yesterday. Awesome.
He ruined that poor girl!
Fuck Katie, she is as big a whore as any porn star. Got paid, now her ass is owned. Truely the sexes are equal… Girl Power! *holds up ‘victory Vees’*
they should do some weird kinky scientology shit.
like katee should get naked and giggle and dance around until the dude shes supposed to be fucking tells her to keep it down while he gets anal from his boyfriend/assistant.
She’s supposed to start out just doing lesbian scenes for a while. That doesn’t count as losing her virginity when another girl’s tongue goes up her cunt, right?
What’s with the NFL linebacker neck muscles????
Pot, meet kettle. From one whore to another.
I can’t wait to see the film where Katee tries to bone Cruise’s millimeter-peter, but he can’t satisfy her and kills himself.
I love happy endings.
oh sure, tom. it’s ok when the porn industry parodies YOUR career with such flicks as “Frisky Business” and “Mission Impenetrable”.
But youre not gonna stand for it when it’s your hapless wife-girl– youre right behind her all the way. Go get ‘em tiger!
Such is a life in the public eye. You get paid the big bucks in exchange for your acceptance and endurance of this kind of crap. Suck it up Katie, because Katee certainly will.
Now that I think of it, doesn’t scientology have goon squads to take care of problems like this? I wonder if they are above a suck-off in exchange for clemency? Either way, Katee has her work cut out for her.
Why does tom cruise have a big thobbing vein in his forehead?
Katee should do a bukkake gangbang.
So should Katie - the “life experience” would be good for her.
Anyone else think Tom is going to watch Katee’s porn to look for new ways to shove things up his own ass?
I like Tom Cruise. He is always positive and smiles like a fat kid when his auntie brought some chocolate cake. Nevertheless, I would pay 250$ for scating on Katie’s stomach.
And the fact IS, “Katie Holmes” isn’t even her real name. The IMDB says it’s “Kate Noelle Holmes” but I have it on good authority that her birth name was “Amanda Hugginkiss.”
^which is why Tom married her.
How can Katie be mad at Katee, when she is only trying to make the same career choices that Katie became famous for? But one uping her of course!