The Aussie version of MSN says today that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes want to do a sexy - and naked - photoshoot together much like the one David and Victoria Beckham did last month for W magazine. MSN says:
Sources say a racy photo shoot will allow the pair to show off a side of their relationship that's rarely seen, with insiders explaining that while they've so far kept their public image family oriented, Katie, 28, and her husband have a strong physical side they want share with fans.
"Tom and Katie really have amazing chemistry," says a pal. "They want to show the world how much."
While the finer details are yet to be confirmed, insiders say they'd like at least one photo to feature them naked.
"They are already planning the various photos," says a source close to the pair. "Tom and Katie want to pose together in the shower, dripping wet and covered by nothing but steam."
Eh. That's gross. I'm not saying I don't wanna see Katie Holmes naked, because, in reality, I would very much like to see Katie Holmes naked, but not if I have to see Tom Cruise too. And I think if a kid were masturbating to those and accidentally finished on Tom instead of Katie, that would mean he's gay now. He's gay and he's into dudes. I'm pretty accurate with my semen - in fact I practice by shooting tin cans off a fence like cowboys - but this one just isn't worth the risk.
First?!?!
damn you zebo!
It's only really wrong to finish on Suri.
Oh fuck this. If this is the kind of shit you come up with when you get rich, I'm going on a fucking spending spree now.
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Is he standing in a hole?
Why does Tom Cruise look more and more like John Goodman every day?
neat
I'll bet her dick is bigger than his.
Besides, maybe she will have a finger up Tom's butt. That would be kinda funny!
Katie, not Suri.
LOL Raven what are you on a Mac?
I used to jerk off to Katie back when she was on Dawson’s Creek. Now I can’t stand the sight of her. Damn you Tom Cruise!
Katies dress looks like if you turned her upside down, it would slowly drop away to show her naked body.
It's like when a hot older chick picks you up at a bar. You go back to hers and start getting it on. And then you realize her husband is watching you from the closet and masturbating…
Don't you hate it when that happens?
but won't tom get all nervous if he has to be naked around katie? i'm pretty sure it was a condition of their "marriage" that he wouldn't have to do that. i think there might be something in writing.
Katie's dress looks like the back of a chair at a fancy opera house.
Tom's in the closet, all right, Bryce…
Katie's dress looks like a bent over clown.
Watch these will be released right before his stupid Germany movie… Attn whores just a tad? Next up Will and Jada
I kinda wish Tom and Roseanne Arnold would have done a Lennon/Ono kind of dual nude picture.
They lived in Iowa once. Yay for me!