Jennifer Tilly is 49 and the runaway winner of my penis in the previously uninvented Oldest Chick I Would Sling My Ropes On competition, but Cindy Crawford shouldn't take the news of her loss too hard. She's just 41 and as you can tell by these weekend candids of her in Hawaii, she still looks good for her age. Unfortunately for her Jennifer Tilly has used big-titted treachery (bam bitches) to stop the very hands of time. If I remember Fermats Last Therom correctly, and I think I do, chicks with sexy voices and huge huge racks are good people, and better in every way than girls who have neither. In fact, I heard that flat cheated girls steal.
Enrique Iglesias 4 life
Too old to fuck…….. but I would jack off on her.
I would spray her insides like they were on fire.
chicks are like snow tires….they might have a lot of miles on them, but they'll probably do for one more season
I like the gap of light between her upper thighs in pic 5. That's the sign of a well-maintained hard bodied MILF.
Needs to hit the thigh master
Hey PF.. that comment was way too manly. Niether gay or racist. Puzzling…..
i'd do her hubby-old randy bugger or whatever he's called
Guinny_Ire my new nickname is "thigh master". So thanks.
She can’t compete with the Tilly Titties.
Pennsilvania gayest. Is that scat on your face?
I'd say that besides the hideous fish lips, she's still really pretty. Jennifer Tilly is bad ass though.
She would need at least two more "sixers" of expensive water for the thirst inducing cunt blasting I would lay on her old bones.
So what does a picture of Carmen Electra holding a severed leg have to do with any of this, much less with stopping the hands of time?
i'm a milfonaire.
pussy's like wine. it's better with age as long as you don't try to make grapes out of it.
These imagevenue links are all fucked up.
it really would not matter if they both had AIDS.
I'd hang a band-aid box from my balls and God would do the rest.
maleboy: what are yopu talking about gay. your avatar looks like a poster for the local bathhouse
those stupid image links should work now, by the way.
It's just a damn shame that Cindy wasn't carrying water jugs because the ribbon would have then been cut on a Gigglefest…