Just about two weeks ago, a model named Alexandra Paressant told X17 Online that she had been having an affair with Tony Parker, the San Antonio Spurs point guard and husband of Eva Longoria. She offered several private text messages from Parker as proof and detailed their sex life, where they met, how they met and why Tony would cheat on Eva (she was boring in bed). Parker and Longoria both vehemently denied the allegations and Parker sued X17. Now, after some pretty impressive reporting by People, it turns out this bitch is nuts and Parker is telling the truth. Not only is he not sleeping with Paressant, he's never even met her, the pictures she claims are her are really a German model named Hana Nitsche (above) and Paressant has done this sort of thing before with international soccer superstar Ronaldinho. People reporter Dana Kennedy says:
I tracked down Paressant last week after getting a routine assignment by PEOPLE magazine: find the French model who says she met Parker at his big July wedding to Longoria and started sleeping with him in September.
When I googled her, I got an eyeful: her ex-boyfriend was Ronaldinho. In 2006, he sued her for telling the press he'd been partying and having wild sex with her every night during the World Cup matches.
I immediately assumed Tony Parker was a cad and Ronaldinho was an idiot - but I could understand why.
The photos on Paressant's MySpace site were dazzling - they showed a knockout with long, dark hair and legs that stretched for miles.
Here's what I didn't know:
1. None of the photos on MySpace were of Paressant. They were different shots of similar-looking models.
2. Alexandra never had a relationship with Ronaldinho, according to his lawyer, who is also his brother, and there's no indication she ever met Tony Parker.
way more after the jump, totally worth it…
first?
you, sir, are a fucking loser
i can't decide if i am more disappointed that it looks like tony parker is going to skate
…or if i am enjoying this crazy french chick's insanity
i dated a crazy french chick once. and with all due respect to my ex- who was certainly crazier than your average american girl- she had nothing on this broad.
I bet the impostor is going to turn out to be either Penns Finest, or that guy that was obsessed with Marlene.
So . . . whose picture have I been masturbating to since this story broke? I'm confused, dismayed, and more than a little chafed.
damn, she fine!
Did anyone bother to read all that bullshit?
Nutty in the head…
I'll bet when this chick is alone at night she puts on a Napoleon costume and orders her cats to invade Russia.
I read it but kind of trailed off 70% of the way thru.
The banner pic is Hana Nitsche. She is smoking hot.
Here is her MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/ladyhanna1
The crazy French girl was trying to pass herself off as her.
Something about pretending to be a third person too. Too much to read…
Wu?
This bitch is nuttier than squirrel poop.
So Eva is not a dead fish in the sack? I hope that part is true.
Hey,
You're a crazy bitch,
But you fuck so good I'm on top of it.
"Hey,
You're a crazy bitch,
But you fuck so good I'm on top of it."
Hey,
You're a crazy bitch,
But you fvck so good I'm on top of it.
~WOW~ This bitch is my inspiration! I betcha she could teach ole Brit a thing or two, also!
I laughed so hard I need an oxygen mask.
Is it 2008 yet? Seemed like I was reading forever.
Glad to hear it was all a ruse. If Tony (FUDGE) Packer was getting that too, I'd had to
get in on some of thatshoot him in the head. She is way out of his fem league.see!!! my grandfather was right. let women vote and the whole world is going to go fucking crazy