UM, WE GET IT. YOU’RE IN BETTER SHAPE.

Last nights American Idol charity concert got Fergie and Heart on the same hopefully reinforced stage, a collision of cupcakes and bronzer many would have thought impossible but for the power of "Idol".  Not content to simply torture the fatty by wearing skin tight pants, Fergie also showed off her fitness by somersaulting around the stage like a monkey.  The fatty took the challenge and ran with it (not literally).  She waited her turn then kinda shuffled one foot to the left a little bit, then gasped for air and fainted.  Ta-da!