KRISTEN BELL IS ALL STRETCHY

Today is boring, so here are pictures of Kristen Bells ass.  It’s about time they made a movie about this.  This is her filming a scene yesterday in Central Park for a movie called 'When In Rome', co-starring Will Arnett (not pictured).  I don’t know what that movie is about, but I’m guessing the theme is, Things That Are Awesome.  Because Will Arnett is cool and funny and Kristen Bell is short and little.  Chicks like that are the best.  You ever see a squirrel fall out of a tree and it hits the ground at 60 miles per hour but then it just runs right back up the tree like nothing happened?  Fucking a short chick is like that.  You can throw 'em around and stuff and they just bounce right back.  Tall chicks aren’t as good.  I’m pretty lazy, and I can’t be running from one corner of the bed to another just to get my penis from her mouth to her vagina and back again.  That’s exhausting.  I know none of this makes a lick of sense, but I’m pretty sure no one reads this far anyway.

(picture source = splash news online)