Kristen Bell Denim Cleavage and Shit Around the Web

October 13, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Models working it out, Friday the 13th nude scenes, and more!


CHiPs Movie Reviews Hard to Come By

March 22, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Warner Bros. isn't allowing reviews of their R-rated screen adaptation of the 70's TV show CHiPS less than two days now from release. This is like when the dog dies. Don't tell Timmy until after the Little League game... READ MORE

Kristen Bell Reveals Butt Pads

January 10, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kristen Bell shared an Instagram photo of the butt pads she wore under her dress at the Golden Globes. It's not exactly what you would deem sexy, but neither are her man hands. It appears she has simply stopped... READ MORE

Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell Are Hiding Dark Secrets

December 21, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

God invented marriage as a tough slog. After first inventing it as a means to legitimize the sale of women into the possession of men not their father's for what they hoped would be more kindly rapings. READ MORE

Kristen Bell, Gender Equity Thought Leader (VIDEO)

September 16, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In between intermittently crying and applauding Dax Shepard's restraint from ingesting cocaine and whiskey, Kristen Bell works herself into a fevered pitch over simplistic gender equity memes that lack statistical substantiation. READ MORE

Kristen Bell Is Depressed

May 7, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Just when you thought the politically perfect Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell life partnership was the stuff of Sears sweater commercial, they pivot right into mental illness confessions. A couple weeks ago Shepard confided in the world that a... READ MORE

Dax Shepherd Molested Also

April 20, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Dax Shepard spoke publicly about being molested by a neighbor teen boy when he was seven. Shepard claims he kept the experience private for the next eleven years wondering if he had emitted secret gay signals that led to his... READ MORE

Kristen Bell Did Something

February 19, 2016 | Uncategorized | josh-j| 0 Comments

Cosmopolitan posted an article to alert the world that actress Kristen Bell started an Instagram account. Bell’s first post was a picture of her and husband Dax Shepard pretending they like to kiss members of the opposite sex on the... READ MORE

Jenna Dewan Tatum and Minnie Driver Are Almost Naked

April 23, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t know who else is in here. Damn, I want to be Photoshopped like Minnie Driver. I could be a god. You can’t even see her brown tooth or that plate of St. Louis style ribs she ate... READ MORE