Us magazine, quoting Latina magazine, says now that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have gotten married, even though it hasn’t even been confirmed that the two are dating, much less engaged. Us says…
The two got hitched in a small ceremony on an island Wednesday, according to the magazine. They quote a source as saying it was "very impulsive."
Rapper Da Brat attended, the magazine says.
Cannon's ex-fiancée, model Selita Ebanks, tells Usmagazine.com, "I have no comment but wish them well."
Longtime pals, Carey, 38, and the 27-year-old rapper-actor connected when he directed the video for her latest single, "Bye Bye," in late March.
Nick Cannon isn’t wasting any time. He’s like a lion that sees a limping gazelle. And it’s not surprising. This dude really really loves spending money, so marrying Mariah Carrey is a good plan if you like tons of money but happen to suck at doing things.
POORLY THOUGHT OUT UPDATE: Now the New York Post confirms the story, adding that – and this is fucking unbelievable considering shes worth hundreds of millions and he's worth whatever his pastel sweaters cost - there was no pre-nup:
Mariah Carey got secretly hitched to her 27-year-old boyfriend-of-one-month, shocking the chart-topping songbird's family and friends, The Post has learned.
Carey married little-screen actor Nick Cannon at the home Carey just bought in Eleuthera, the Bahamas, a source close to the singer said.
"They have been smitten with each other for days, weeks," the friend said. "And she's always had a crush on him."
But not everyone is so over the moon.
"There was no pre-nup - there wasn't time," said another worried source.
So a rich older lady and a young smooth talking Lothario rush off to an island and get married with no pre-nup? Oh okay. After Nick kills her, I think a good name for the movie would be, "The Decapitation of Mimi".
fist the crazy!
Cannon hit the lottery.
1. Hot…. check
2. Nice fat tits…. check
3. Rich….. Check
4. Dumb as a bag of hammers…. check
what the fuck is up with the site?
sometimes i'm logged in, others i'm not…
i still stick by my earlier statement…
mariah = crazy, somewhat talented
nick = talentless, crazy for wanting to marry mariah
this marriage = retarded
their spawn = talentless, crazy, dirt-eating retards
I got 25 to 1 odds that this will be over before the leaves turn red like my bitch's nose when she hits the microwave meth.
Who knew that Nick Cannon and I had so much in common. I like spending money and have little to no talent as well. Too bad Mariah Carey isn't single anymore. I could really use some of that.
The nipple has been photoshopped in on this picture.
Yuckie.
leftnutofjesus…possible the funniest thing i've read on this site so far. And the truest.
now he can have the crazy bitch commited and take all the money!
I hear you have a great big cock?
I guess so.
May I see it?
Sure!
That's the face that actor makes in Boogie Nights when he asks Dirk to show him his dick. LOL
the lost Blues Brother
djtechsys - I concur. I've been trying to change my fucking avatar for days to no avail. Somebody tweak some do-hickey and let me put up my new pic. It's so fucking cherry I can't stand it…
With those sunglasses and being at the Tribeca film festival, are they showing a retrospective of the Matrix Trilogy? Perhaps Nick Cannon is THE ONE.
i know the scene pepper…but it's still not funny. So is mariah going to make that face??? huh? Do me a favor and give yourself a forehead smack……….thanks.
PEPPER , do you recite that line to yourself when you look at yourself naked in the mirror?
I was not saying that it was funny, she has the same look.
……smack yourself again.
…i do love the daze that marky mark gets when he is sitting on the couch and 99 luf balloons is playing…..1000 yard stare. He was fucked up……
he directed her music video?
why the fuck is this bitch still doing that? IT WAS OVER WHEN YOU RODE THE ROLLERCOASTER BITCH. FUCKING.OOOOOVER.
puffshitdaddy should've pushed this bitch out that helicopter when he had a fucking chance.
she should be singing at fucking weddings or rehab clinics which is the same thing as sucking dick for money. trust me. it's what i fucking do on the weekends you sons of bitches.
FUUUUCK.