LOHAN WAS GAY BEFORE

The rumors about Smoky The Bear "dating" her fug-ass boyfriend Samantha Ronson first began in April of 2007.  Then kicked up again three months later.  Then in December, the story was that Lindsay was f’ing Courtenay Semel, the daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel.  Now Courtenay has come out and said that last part was actually true.  MTV UK says…

Semel said: “Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart.”‘A pal’ of Courtenay’s told the tabloid: “From the start Lindsay was very confused about her feelings… both of them would do lines of cocaine in the toilets then head home and fall into bed together.”According to the claims Semel was dumped when LiLo hooked up with Samantha Ronson.

They would do coke then head home and go down on each other?  What an awesome story this turned out to be.  It really had a little something for everyone.  Just like Shrek 3.

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