STUFF FROM ALL OVER

JESSICA SIMPSON WAS DRUNK – the National Enquirer says Jessica Simpson was kicked out of a Marc Jacobs party because she was drunk.  I blame the alcohol companies.  Why do they have to make it so delicious?   

BROOKE IS DUMB AS HELL – Brooke Hogan was on the Howard Stern show today, and during the course of the interview admitted she didn’t know who the Vice President is and said her breasts were real.  Real on the outside, maybe.

PARAMOUNT HAS LOST THEIR MINDS – the studio turned down a movie and its sequel, one to be directed by Steven Spielberg, the other by Peter Jackson. The movie is "Tintin", based on the comic strip about a little kid and his dog in Belgium.  Spielberg has controlled the property since 1983, so long that he once considered Henry Thomas (ET) and Leo DiCaprio as the lead character.  Could DiCaprio play a young boy today?  Could 900-year-old Harrison Ford play Indiana Jones?  Sure why not.

DAVID DUCHOVNY IS DOING WELL IN SEX REHAB – being locked up in L.A. with a bunch of other perverts doesn’t really sound like a cure.  It sounds like a porno.  

I AGREE WITH THAT GIRLS TITS – Amabo is making a strong push in the election, especially among girls who don’t know how mirrors work.