TYLER EXCLUSIVE – HOLLY DUMPED HEF

So here’s the deal with all the stuff I get about the shenanigans behind "Girls Next Door": there are three people I talk too.  Two of them on the Playboy side, one of them on the TV show side.  None of them know each other, and yet they generally say the same things (the main difference being Kendra/Hank Baskett. Playboy side says she is engaged, TV side says they are dating but not engaged).  But late last night I get an email from TV side that Holly has abruptly dumped Hugh Heffner, much to everyone’s amazement.

TV Side has said in the past that Holly was in it for the money and was looking around and flirting with other guys but was never expected to actually leave him.  Over the last few weeks she has changed completely.  She actually dumped Hef, face to face, last night.  She has a condo in Santa Monica already and will be moving out of the mansion very soon.  

Hef so far is taking the breakup well.  And by that I mean he’s already stickin it to two new blond twins and they will move into the mansion in the coming weeks.    

And good for him.  That’s pretty much what I do after getting dumped too.  Except, instead of having hot sex with young blond twins, I make a scarecrow of my ex and hang it from a tree with a knife in it and a note that says, YOU.