Lets not beat around the bush: Katy Perry has one of the best celebrity bodies I’ve ever seen. You could never tell before because she’s an annoying dork who always wraps that shit up, but this week she was down in Mexico and HOLY CRAP those things are fantastic. Her tits are freakin awesome. As a result, I now thinks she’s an amazing singer. The only thing better than "big tits" is "huge tits". One time I read someone thought they found something even better than huge tits, but it turns out they meant it like if you spell "huge" with three U’s. I'm sorry to be a Negative Nancy, but I would argue that's essentially the same thing.
UPDATE – no not really, there's no update, but JelLo and Billie were fuggin up the page, and I couldn't take it any longer.
Fist! Glad to see Paris finally bumped.
Fist….LOL
Big Tits, Small tits or Huuge tits, who cares?
The bitch is UGLY!
NIGZ!
The arse isnt too bad either, not a classic though. She does look a bit masculine around the face though…..
I am not sure this face is better than half an eternity of Paris.
That's a nice ass. I'd give it to her.
Rebellious religious singers give the best head.. at least that's what Ray Boltz told me…
wait, what??
I would probably nail her just to say I did. But then lie about it and say I didn't when people tell me she is ugly first!
Well, who wouldnt Achmed?
TnA best thing for me! yeah excatly RemSteale Who wouldnt?
A fine example of the species. For recreational purposes only.
She looks good…but I am still saying, those are not DD's
New thread, turdenites.
Isn't she a bit fat for you, Brendôn? Usually you like 'em built like 12 year-old boys with bolt-on titties
Her body is under the same rules as a museum, at least it should be; look, but don't touch.
I mean, I'm sure her tits are like the touch-tanks at the aquarium, but like the rest of her parts, who knows how many people have paid admission?
Wonder how much she charges if thats the case…..??
I would imagine about the same as a happy meal, but you might want to ask your local pimp.
£4??
Now that would be a cheap tart
Many have said, and I believe correctly so, that we all pay for sex one way or another. Cash is usually the cheapest way to go.
I have a jar of change that I keep next to my bed for this very purpose.
Thank you.