January 5, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
"90210" and "Nip/Tuck" star AnnaLynne McCord hit up South Beach this weekend, and oddly enough I didn’t see any dudes with erections when I first opened these pictures. Needless to say I promptly took care of that. Although she does need to get implants, because I personally like really big tits, and everyone should do what I say. Also tone down her hair. I assume it's naturally like that but it looks like that blown-out 80's hair. All that's missing is a Members Only jacket with the sleeves cut off and she could be in a Whitesnake video with that hair. On the plus side, I dig that a hot girl in a bikini is throwing around a football painted with American pride. I salute you, AnnaLynne. At least parts of me do.
(picture source = bauer griffin and pacific coast)