01.12.2009 oh no she di’ent!

I have no rational explanation for why I don’t hate Ryan Seacrest, but I don’t. There I said it. I know I should, but I don’t. I think hosting live TV is really really really hard. That’s why no one does it. But he does it as well as you can, especially considering the goofy crap he’s asked to host. Anyway, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt don’t appear to be as open-minded as me, as you can tell by the way they completely ignored him on the Golden Globes red carpet last night. No one has been shot down that harshly since Jessica Alba tried to give me a blowjob in the bathroom at Hyde. I have a girlfriend Jess. Deal with it.

Tags: angelina jolie, brad pitt, ryan seacrest |

106 Comments

(106) Comments

JackieTreehorn 01/12/2009 10:39

FUCK SEACREST

JackieTreehorn 01/12/2009 10:40

he wanted brad

BuddyGroove 01/12/2009 10:40

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY!!!!!!

Well, Pineapple express is a great movie. Requires no thinking.

DB's Treasure 01/12/2009 10:41

“…that, and a pair of testicles”

Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/12/2009 10:41

ouch, oh snap, etc., etc.

pzy 01/12/2009 10:42

I hope this is on the soup this week. MCHALE 4 LIFE!

Willie Beamin 01/12/2009 10:42

so J Lo’s ass…its pretty sweet huh?

DB's Treasure 01/12/2009 10:43

Did that rollerblader piss himself?

POOLMAN 01/12/2009 10:43

They should have gone all Mr. & Mrs. Smith on his ass

Jacktion! 01/12/2009 10:44

I think Richard Karn, Home Improvement’s Al Borland would be a really good host for the red carpet part of awards ceremonies.

password 01/12/2009 10:44

Seacrest wouldn’t bump a Dane Cook movie though.

Rick (with a silent P) 01/12/2009 10:44

Given Sea(men)crest’s height, maybe Brangelina just didn’t see him…

Watt(Power) 01/12/2009 10:45

Yeah I could really care less about this.

Where’s fussy at? I’m curious if she accomplished her goal of getting sexed all weekend.

Or punishing herself in the shower and taking pictures…

WhoDeaux 01/12/2009 10:46

‘Red carpet’ makes me think it’s the punchline to a joke.

‘…and so then the rabbi says, ‘On the red carpet.’

Bha-Dhum CHA!

Just me, huh? That’s cool.

MonyVibescu 01/12/2009 10:48

Doubt it, P(rick) - Brad’s definitely not a tall man.

I am a lady, you cuntface 01/12/2009 10:49

I would like to plow John Krasinski ’till next July. There, I said it.

texasbitch 01/12/2009 10:49

my boyfriend told me that miley cyrus was bangin last night hes kind of obsessed with her thinks shes hot or whatever anyways what did she wear last night?

DB's Treasure 01/12/2009 10:51

Is texasbitch for real?

Zombie 01/12/2009 10:52

“oh no she di’ent!”

Okay, the speculations are confirmed as official. Br3ndon is definitely not the writer here anymore.

WhoDeaux 01/12/2009 10:52

DB -

I was wondrin but there’s no spam link.

She could be for real dating a guy who’s obsessed with Miley Cyrus.

And she could for real have had all the punctuation stolen from her keyboard.

No but it’s true.