The Academy Awards are this Sunday, and much has been made of the fact that both Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston will be on the red carpet. I have no idea why. Angelina is a massive global movie star and the best looking woman on earth. Aniston is a fug bore who used to be on a sitcom. Nonetheless, Jolie is determined to be the one everyone is talking about. OK! says…
Preparing for the Academy Awards is a frenzied affair, and even the normally low-key Angelina Jolie is caught up in the madness. "She’s been driving all of the high-end jewelers of New York crazy,” a source tells OK! “She’s looking for the impossible — a drop dead gorgeous $20 million diamond necklace to wear to the Oscars." Angie's quest isn't just about decorating her neck: "She really wants it to be a show-stopper and is making sure that she is the one everyone has their eyes on this Sunday — and not Jen Aniston."
Keep in mind that Jolie is attending because she’s nominated for Best Actress. Aniston is attending for the same reason that people who won tickets on the radio are attending. Jolie has won one Academy Award already, as well as three Golden Globes and two Screen Actors Guild awards. Aniston has won two Teen Choice awards. Jolie is younger, hotter, richer, more successful, and she took Pitt as easily as the Nazis took Paris. Saying this is a rivalry is like saying a hammer and a nail have a rivalry.
That dress looks like you could peel it back like a banana and unsheath those tits in one fell swoop.
If I ever see her wearing that in public again and I’m there, I’m going to do it.
Yup, this economy sure is shitty…
Hey…really…what girl DOESN’T want a 20m diamond?
Someone did that for me, It would be daily blowjobs for the rest of my life….just sayin.
maybe she’ll put her dress on the right way this time. that would be nice.
If she wanted to be a show stopper, she needs to have a wardrobe malfunction. She some titties, maybe a little roast beef.
“Angie’s quest isn’t just about decorating her neck”
Decorating her neck is the quest of practically every hetero male on the planet…and a decent percentage of women, to boot…
SuP: i’m just gonna go find a cash machine
You know she’ll never wear that dress again. It was probably on loan from somebody, anyway. Maybe she’ll wear one similar and you’ll get your chance. We want pictures, too!!
What could you possibly need a $20M diamond necklace for?
Things to do today:
1. Win lottery
2. Buy B a $20M diamond necklace
3. Profit…
whatever she wants, just give it to her.
CodPiece, NICE Lebowski reference.
i understand wanting a $20 mil necklace…but let it go already, everyone knows she got brad pitt, everyone knows she’s better than aniston. for fuck’s sake, just be happy!
Yes, I care about the environment and starving children worldwide but really all I want is to show up the bitch that used to fuck my husband
I’m Team Aniston, 100%.
Glad someone caught that.
I like the way she thinks.
this is why she sucks btw. she does all this shit for poor people around the globe… and then and thenn and thhhheennn she demands a $20million necklace. something is not adding up.
Okay, that’s more like it, no more dying Swayze.
:cracks knuckles:
She should put some of her kids to work finding one. I’m sure some of ‘em have that blood diamond mining experience.
*starts saving money for B’s diamond*
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