Over the weekend, TMZ reported that Chris Brown was interested in taking a plea in his case for beating the shit out of Rihanna, but he will only agree to a misdemeanor that brings no jail time. Because jail is scary, and filled with mean people. People who may punch you in the face and threaten to kill you. Imagine that. TMZ says…
We're told Brown's people have consulted with outside legal eagles — including law school professors — who have said Rihanna's own aggressiveness takes it out of the felony category. Sources say Rihanna was the first one to strike — slapping and striking Brown "numerous times" while he was driving, after seeing the text message from another woman. As a result, they say, this is not a case that demands a felony plea.
Oh what the fuck ever you piece of shit. She’s a girl, not a space monster. If she was “attacking” you, push her the fuck down and drive away. Or maybe apologize for trying to fuck other girls right in front of her. Ri was mad, that doesn’t mean you beat her ass. All she needed was a pill to calm down, a pill filled with a medicine spelled L-O-V-E, baby.