ZAC EFRON - is considering breaking up with Vanessa Hudgens because he’s being told, “When people see them together, they think of their characters.” As in from “High School Musical”. Another way to change his image would be to rant about how the Jews control the banks. They do, you know. I’ve got some stuff you should read. (source = star magazine)
LILY ALLEN - says that “Britain’s Got Talent” sensation Susan Boyle is overrated, and that 12-year-old Shaheen Jarfagholi should win (relevant videos over here). More importantly, how come we’re stuck with Paula Abdul and they get hot-ass Amanda Holden. Every time I see Amanda I wanna punch Paula. I’d rather “Idol” switch to footage from a truck stop toilet than go to Paula after every song. (source = daily mail)
SHAUNA SAND - for the second time today, the “star” of a set of pictures from Miami Beach has been overshadowed (this time by the random topless chick) but if you need to describe these Shauna pics to a coworker, stumble back and point at the monitor and say, “OHMY FUCKINGGOD WHATISTHAT?!” (source = mavrix and splash. jump to hq here)
ooooo two nipple posts on Twosday…Big Poppa will celebrate with a visit to an all-I-can-stomach establishment followed by much self-abuse…yay me!
BLUE RINGS OF DEATH
I am going to the wrong beaches, I never get to see topless girls :(
“I am going to the wrong beaches, I never get to see topless girls :( ”
CB, even worse, I see a topless me every single day…sob :’(
Rick(P), you are WAY to hard on yourself, seriously. You seem like a very funny guy. I would like you to try ONLY saying nice things about yourself for the rest of the day. :) I am not joking, I will be watching you.
“12-year-old Shaheen Jarfagholi should win”
okay, who in the Immigration Office thought it amusing to rename a child “Shining Jar fagh oli”?
They were right…very funny…
But someone seriously tell me where to go to see topless girls at the beach/pool/etc…
“I would like you to try ONLY saying nice things about yourself for the rest of the day.”
CB, as delightful as you and filled to overflowing with outstanding qualities, I could more easily pass through the eye of a needle, but your sweetness is duly noted… :)
Ewww, SupB. Those blue rings of death are burned into my memory. Ewwwww.
She’s not fit for a nudie mag, so who the hell would be photographing her??
Zach Effron = A faggot i could care less about
Lily Allen = A brittish pop porker with horrible tits I could care less about.
Shauna Sands = A filthy sundried leather bag of silicone without a shred of self respect or class that i could care less about.
next….
Dont ever change, {P)rick, not ever.
Keep it real (depressing) Rick!!!
2nd to last pic look how far part those ass cheeks are
grodie to the max -or something
Haha B. Nice.
My Avi is my girlfriends and I, we are total hotties. See Rick, it’s not so hard. I disagree with Topper and CodPiece, I wish you loved yourself as much as everyone here seems to :)
Either way, you are still funny as hell so that’s a plus. :)
are you the black blob or the blob with the orange hat?
I am the one in the middle, my hair is highlighted by the California sun :)
CB, haven’t you heard him talking about self abuse? (P)rick “loves himself” more than anyone here…and THATS saying something…
if you are making a ha ha you are failing because your avi is grainy
yes, this is how lame the post is :(
CB, I think (p)rick would have an easier time finding his penis than we can seeing what is in that picture …