This would have been up sooner but after reading the headline my erection punched the bottom of the desk at about 900 miles per hour, and it turns out that when your penis violently crashes into 500 pounds of wood, it aches quite a bit. The Sun UK says…
She told Esquire: “I think people are born bisexual and they make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”
Between interviews like this and Megan walking around all day Friday licking her lips, it’s hard to even imagine new ways for her to get any more perfect. Unless gold coins fall out of her when she comes, there’s really no where else to go.
If a video of Megan and another gal scissoring to Lynyrd Skynyrd surfaced I’d be the first to watch and the last. Besides her tattoos and love for 40 year old men, this girl is built like a goddess.
this cunt is getting stale already and passed her prime 4 years ago.
give it a rest, blemished, buck toothed tart who fucks george michael wannabee david silver
…and that hat looks like it should come with a bowl of soup. Looks good on you though.
::rolls eyes::
So this means the threesome I want to have with her and my wife is officially on?
Sweet.
“I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”
If men are so dirty, why has she been with (Douche)B.A.G. for so long?
what’s with the lip-licking, really? did your herpes sores burst open, meg?
and DB shoots and scores with the Caddyshack reference…
::pours a little out for Rodney:: Miss ya, ya big lout…
My grandpa called, he wants his hat back.
I’m pretty sure she’s got a teenage boy who tells her what to say on a teleprompter.
[lick lips]
In all seriousness that rationalization of hers is the stupidest thing I’ve heard today.
Where’s Pepper? Surely he can top that.
Louis Gossett Jr called, he would like his Iron Eagle aviators back, please.
DB, something tells me she’s more of an Avenged Sevenfold type of fan… just a hunch from the constant sporting of aviators.
Either way I’d mute the sound on the video and just listen to the sound of my cock getting strangled.
“men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man”
From what my intimate partners have told me about not being “man enough for them”, I would surmise that Megan would have no qualms about sleeping with them…
Men are dirty? Tell me something I don’t know. Then again, we also do not bleed from a orifice once a month for 6 days, don’t get yeast infections and plug a cotton swap up our cooters.
she should start fucking an electrician. cuz her fembot wires are starting to hang out of her anus.
So, now there is hope for the wifey and I to play Transformers with Megan.
My day is complete.
“men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man”
That rules out Li-Ho as a partner since she’s slept with a man…Sam Ronson…
What a coincidence….
I buy sexual things too.
look at her pants. looks like someone used her as a street luge board. dick inserted.
If I ever met Megan in real life (besides the life I live in my mind during mid tug), I imagine we’d either have a kickass conversation or she’d say something ridiculous like that to me which would make me through my elbow across the back of her skull and proceed to drag her lifeless, sexy body into an alley and pump her so full of my goo goo butter she’d be lying in a pool of it.