As dumb as it seems now to have thought Buffy was hot 5 years ago, it’ll be even worse with Hayden Panettiere. At least Buffy was a good show. Haydens face is okay, but she has short little arms like a T Rex and running back legs, and her torso sort of looks like a hog would if it we’re teetering around on it’s little hoofs. Just thick all over and a perfectly flat smooth chest.
That being said, this second round of bikini pictures from Cannes are hot as fcuk. But she cheated because the cowboy hat/bikini combo is always awesome. And it distracts from whatever the hell is going on down there. Why is it all puffy? Does she need to shave or was it attacked by bees or what? If that’s just hair this is a disaster. Trying to have sex with her would be like trying to find a sheepdogs eyes.
(image source = splash. the best picture she’ll ever take in uhq = here)
I guess homosexuality is a requirement to write for Durden…
What kind of stupid bitch wears a cowboy hat with a bathing suit on a yacht?
Oh… I see.
From a distance it kind of looks like Bret Michaels.
From the pics in the top row…
…WHAT is on that older gal’s left ass cheek? Dick beaten bruise?
DB,
From the last post.
I would imagine after wearing all those cum-crusted tube socks for all those years, a period stained towel would be kind of comfortable to you, huh?
(317): I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
…I’m in tears
what’s up with the big dude in the gold lame’ bikini?
that’s a chick? huh, no shit…?
I take the good with the bad, Rokan. Period stains on my bath towels say two things…
1) Ew! Gross!
2) Hey, ya got some.
Zombie,
was sad for your ‘canes last night…
But I think you shall be fine. Fleury looked good, but he is just simply not as good as Ward…
Its puffy because of the train that rode up on her the previous night….dude writer get a clue, man
(434): ok i’m going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i’d titty fuck a fat boy and help him eat his big mac before i even looked at hers.
vote’s in. she’s doggy only. unless her pussy can fat or her tongue makes me ass whistle dixie.
I’d hit it (again)!
the white robe makes her look like a mid-life crisis defunct vatican employee with little boy tallerwacker obsessions.
(646): I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
unless her pussy can FART. goddaaaamn it.
meh.
people, people, people,
i’ve read all of the texts from last night this morning.
let’s talk about how the sex would be on a conjugal visit.
I like these pics better than the last. I agree on the T-Rex arms.
Doggy is definitely the way to go on her
I’m still waiting for tits