05.18.2009 When the hell did this happen

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I wish there was some way to cleanly edit out the little kid from this picture of Miley Cyrus in a bikini while at the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas this weekend. But it’s a hot picture because she looks all sassy. Miley, not the kid. Let’s just pretend for one second that you’re supposed to be staring at high res pictures of a 16-year-olds ass in a bikini, and we’ll do that because pretending is fun, just like staring at a 16-year-olds ass in a bikini, but there’s really no way to explain why you have a picture of a little kid in a bikini. At best your explanation would be that your erection was in honor of the other underage girl, but the cops will still just focus on the mostly naked kid. Sounds like they’re the perverts, not me.


(215) Comments

  1. Mac-Daddy 05/18/2009 05:33

    Still.,…..NO THANKS!

  2. Mac-Daddy 05/18/2009 05:35

    NOt even sure I would once she was 18! I just can’t get past that ewwww Face!!! (Creeps me out!)

  3. Mac-Daddy 05/18/2009 05:35

    not entirely sure what we are looking at here anyways. I mean, you camn take a picture of basically eny slim 16 year old in a bikini and she “should” look great.

    Afterall, they’re 16!! Nothing should be sagging yet!!

  4. DB's Treasure 05/18/2009 05:36

    I’d rail this little girl through a brick wall.

  5. Mac-Daddy 05/18/2009 05:36

    anyone else awake yet???

  6. Mac-Daddy 05/18/2009 05:37

    HI DB, good to see I’m not the only degenerate online!

  7. DB's Treasure 05/18/2009 05:40

    That’s some bad hat, Harry.

  8. viddun 05/18/2009 05:40

    She’s not underage here in the UK! Wahey! Although taking photos like this of her for our perverted reasons is until she’s 18. So you can fuck her legally but don’t get your camera out.

  9. RemSteale 05/18/2009 05:40

    No, no, no.
    Too damn young

  10. Brute 05/18/2009 05:42

    My woody says hello to these pics.

  11. SuperB 05/18/2009 05:43

    Dear God,

    Please never let my daughter grow up.

    Amen.

  12. Sensei John Kreese 05/18/2009 05:43

    She’s all growns up.

  13. Willie Beamin 05/18/2009 05:44

    Say hello to the next Lindsay Lohan…She need about 12 of her teeth removed…

  14. Willie Beamin 05/18/2009 05:46

    If I ever run into Billy Ray Achie Breakie I will backhand him for letting his daughter become a whore

  15. ripchan 05/18/2009 05:48

    i can’t get over her wag face or the memory of her daddy’s mullet.

  16. Zombie 05/18/2009 05:48

    If you claim you wouldn’t hit that, you’re either a faggot or a damn liar.

  17. Azazel 05/18/2009 05:48

    Whats jail bait again? Her for being sexy and underage? Or soon to be us for looking at her for being sexy and underage?

  18. Artie Lange 05/18/2009 05:49

    She is not hot enough to go to jail over

  19. RemSteale 05/18/2009 05:49

    I’ll say I wont hit that and take the consequences Zombie. Just too young

  20. Lo Rider 05/18/2009 05:50

    I just can’t get past those choppers. She could chew her way to freedom if they ever cast her in the remake of “The Great Escape”.

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