06.18.2009 Afternoon headlines

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BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE - donated $1 million to a U.N. agency providing aid to refugees in Pakistan. This is just days after they gave the same amount to a hospital in Missouri. In a related story, Jennifer Lopez rolled down the window of her limo and yelled, “Why don’t you get a house, jerk!” to a homeless guy, then high-fived her friends as the driver sped away. (source = the ap)

JON GOSSELIN - was caught smoking what looks to be a joint. Luckily that’s legal if you’re married to Kate Gosselin, which he is. (source = radar)

ELLE MACPHERSON - as the worlds hottest 45-year-old dropped her kids off at school in London, this guy with the scooter had to feel even cooler than he usually does. I hope she doesn’t blow him right there, right in front of the kids. (14 more pics from today and Saturday = here.   hq jump = here.   source = wenn, fame and getty)


(115) Comments

  1. RedRage 06/18/2009 11:36

    Yay! More tits!

  2. SCUM 06/18/2009 11:39

    Thems so nice juggs.

  3. Sock, Cock, and Two Smoking Balls 06/18/2009 11:40

    Her nips look cross-eyed.

  4. Willie Beamin 06/18/2009 11:40

    is she pregnant good lord…

  5. leftnutofjesus 06/18/2009 11:41

    the pics of her walking toward us have my dick harder than a korean math quiz.

  6. Rick (with a silent P) 06/18/2009 11:41

    new show title…”Kunt Plus 8, Pawn Gets Baked”

  7. leftnutofjesus 06/18/2009 11:42

    if she was my whore, she’d be pregnant every year until death.

  8. Jean-Claude Van Douche 06/18/2009 11:43

    How do you ever date if you are her kid? Any girl is never going to measure up and every guy is just going to want to fuck your mother…unless they are fgts.

  9. Sock, Cock, and Two Smoking Balls 06/18/2009 11:43

    Mind if Jon does a J?

  10. SCUM 06/18/2009 11:44

    Damn, she is the same age as pastyoldmiz.

  11. leftnutofjesus 06/18/2009 11:44

    see how she’s riding that bike in the 2nd to last picture?

    that’s how i’d leave her ass walking. do the crabwalk bitch.

  12. SCUM 06/18/2009 11:46

    Left, would you wear one of those bibs with a crab on it while you butter her up?

  13. CodPiece 06/18/2009 11:46

    I really don’t want to hear about Elle dropping the kids off at the pool ….. oh, you said school?? Yeah, i’m out.

  14. SCUM 06/18/2009 11:46

    Thank you Someone.

  15. leftnutofjesus 06/18/2009 11:47

    someoneluvs,

    damn it son. she’s got a low pussy. them lips hang like sweet little buds of fruit juice waiting to be sucked and ravaged by my tongue.

  16. Watt(Power) 06/18/2009 11:47

    HER SHIRT MAKES ME PISSED BECASUE IT CONTAINS HER MILKBAGS
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    .TITTYFUCK HER THEN BLOW A LOAD IN HER NOSE

  17. leftnutofjesus 06/18/2009 11:48

    scum,

    i’d wear whatever she wanted me to wear while i fucked the will to live out of her.

  18. BloodyWilliam 06/18/2009 11:48

    Ti…you know what, nevermind. I’ve had my fill of fully clothed middle-aged moms for today. Thanks.

  19. Sock, Cock, and Two Smoking Balls 06/18/2009 11:49

    Watt + crabbus

    wattus?

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